ways to make meetings more interesting

[Fritz]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/1999/aug...NEWEML1355

[Paul F.]

28 ways to make meetings more interesting Get your crazy ass fired by the end of the day.


Fixed that for you..

[Robert M]

Fritz,

No hookers and booze? Clearly, the list is a work in progress.

Robert

[mstudio]

A few of my favorites.


9. Reconstruct the meeting in front of you using action figures and when anyone moves re-arrange the figures accordingly.

15. Reflect sunlight into everyone's eyes off your watch face.

18. Gradually push yourself closer and closer to the door on your chair.

[Fritz]

Paul F. wrote:
28 ways to make meetings more interesting Get your crazy ass fired by the end of the day.

That is why I stay in TV. Nothing is more crazy ass than the people I work for.

Booze is a given. 'ho's are the people I work with.

Ripping a nasty is good too.

[Will Collier]

A couple of jobs ago, I had a co-worker, very senior engineer, one of the world's leading authorities on his subject matter (otherwise he wouldn't have been able to get away with it) who would fart in public without warning or remorse.

One time the whole office was around a conference table for a mass meeting, and he lets one rip, full volume. Of course, everybody looks at him, well, like he farted in the middle of a meeting. Guy shrugs and gives his standard response, "It's a normal bodily function!"

My boss hollers, "So is taking a crap, but I'm not gonna do it in the middle of the damn table!"

[cbelt3]

I've been in meetings where #8 and #22 take place with regularity.

[Fritz]

"So is taking a crap, but I'm not gonna do it in the middle of the damn table!"

No sense of humour.

[GGD]

Notice the date of the article "Thursday 26 August 1999 06.17 EDT"

The height of the .com bubble, nobody could get fired.

[decay]

they missed "photocopy your ass and leave a copy on everyone's chair before the meeting"