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at least for some. . .I didn't read all of it so it might describe stuff from the books. . .
read at your own peril. . .
Is Dumbledore Gay? Depends on Definitions of ‘Is’ and ‘Gay’
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you know, either this piece belongs in The Onion or this guy needs to get a life. i've enjoyed the series. rowlings' revelation about Dumbledore amuses me. as for pseudo-advanced literary criticism on HP - ohh, please...
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Am I the only one that wonders if, now that she's made her billion dollars, she's just screwing with the fans?
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She's a coward and an opportunist.
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She's a coward and an opportunist that was smart enough to write and market a series of books that made her a BILLION dollars....
If she wants to mess with her own storyline, and tick off the fans, more power to her.
Worked for George Lucas...
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Paul, wait- you mean we're going to see a "PreQuel" with "Jar Jar the House Elf" as an active participant ? OMG.
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