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(No, not "lamb", I said "lam", you perverts! - although, on a totally unrelated topic, I did once know a guy whose name - really! - was "Randy Lamb" )
http://www.austindailyherald.com/2012/01...christmas/
"The reward has been increased to $250 for a goat that fled a Christmas nativity scene in Fergus Falls.
The goat, Curly, was supposed to have a role in a nativity scene at Bethlehem Church. Instead it escaped and has been on the lam ever since.
Curly made an appearance in town Tuesday, and residents gave chase but didn’t catch it.
The owner, Jim Aakre, said the trick to catching Curly will be to sneak up on it when it has a limited escape route and then grab its horns...
Aakre and his wife, Karen, have been following their goat’s movements and hope to track her down soon.
“She’s out and about, the little stinker” said Karen."
As I recall, Fergus Falls is up north a piece, about halfway between Frostbite Falls and Lake Wobegon. Curly needs to come in from the cold soon, cause it's supposed to be heading below zero on Wednesday. Ah, Minnesota.
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I hope he gets home safe and sound.
Kate
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Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig.
When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, "Paddy, me ol' mate, how we gonna tell who owns which fookin pig?"
Paddy says "Well Paddy, I'll cut one a ta' ears off my fookin pig, and ten we can tell 'em apart"
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
This worked fine until a couple of weeks later when Paddy stormed into the house.
"Paddy" he said "Your fookin pig has chewed the ear offa my fookin pig. Now we got two fookin pigs with on one ear each. How we gonna tell who owns which fookin pig?"
"Well Paddy" said Paddy "I'll cut ta other ear off my fookin pig. Ten we'll av two fookin pigs and only one of them will avan ear"
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Again this worked fine until a couple of weeks later when Paddy again stormed into the house.
"Paddy" he said "Your fookin pig has chewed the other ear offa my fookin pig. Now we got two fookin pigs with no fookin ears!"
"How we gonna tell who owns which fookin pig?"
"Ah tis is serious, Paddy" said Paddy "I'll tell ya what I'll do. I'll cut ta tail offa my fookin pig, ten we'll av two fookin pigs with no fookin ears and only one fookin tail."
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Another couple of weeks went by, and you guessed it, Paddy stormed into the house once more.
"PADDY!" shouted Paddy "YOUR FOOKIN PIG HAS CHEWED THE FOOKIN TAIL OFFA MY FOOKIN PIG AND NOW WE GOT TOW FOOKIN PIGS WITH NO FOOKIN EARS AND NO FOOKIN TAILS !! HOW THE FOOK ARE WE EVER GONNA FOOKIN TELL 'EM APART?!"
"Ah fook it!" says Paddy "How's about you have the black one, and I'll have the white one."
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One more of those and you get to sit in the trunk with rebecca black
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UNTIL IT"S FOOKIN' FRIDAY!
