Friday Funnies

[pRICE cUBE]

[Filliam H. Muffman]

[Rick-o]

[wurm]

Interesting placement of the ad.

[MrNoBody]

That ad is from another era. Sir Game was Police Commissioner from 1935 until 1945.
Certainly not enough males available for the Met during WW2.

[MrNoBody]

:emoticon-tv-015:

[testcase]

A man lived in a beautiful forest. As he grew older, he started losing his hair. On his deathbed he was bald. He called his children and said, “Look at my hair. It’s completely gone. But look outside at the forest, it’s such a lovely forest with so many trees, but soon they will be cut down and it will be as bald as my head.” The man continued, “What I want you to do, is every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your dependents to do the same. It is our family’s duty.” So, his family did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children…

For centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.




I went furniture shopping the other night and really hit it off with the sales associate. She was so pretty and so nice! It didn’t work out though. She was looking for a serious relationship but I was just looking for one nightstand.

[anonymouse1]

Ok, I'm plundering a website:

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my Mother-in-law to the airport.

I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I am 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.

[Fred_Also]

Fred

[Fred_Also]

Fred