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From Trojan so this should be legit and not an email harvester. . .short survey. ..

1st question. . .are you like Samantha?



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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

I saw them in the store just yesterday. They quite pricey. Big Lots sells condoms too.

We need to all get these and send them over to Microchip. I figure condoms designed for her should help him score. lord knows HS geeks need all the help they can get.

I still have trouble scoring HS girls, and i have been trying for over 20 years.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/15/2006 07:13PM by Racer X.

Racer,

You should try to go a little younger. No dinner, drinks, etc. Just candy.

that's why my trench coat has those little loops inside. Holds the BlowPops perfectly.

Paul F has it right now.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/15/2006 08:39PM by Racer X.

I still want to know what a BlopPop is.

they are counterfeit BlowPops from the dollar store. hey, they are trollops anyway.

thats what I like about high school girls.
I keep getting older and they stay the same age.

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There’s a guy wearing overalls with no shirt.
Which I think we all know is the International uniform for the last guy you’ll ever see.

Fishing pole with a pack of bubble gum on the hook...
Park next to the high school, Cast... reel in at the right speed, and follow up with an offer of candy... (or cash, if it's the continuation high school...).


Or, uh, so I've heard.

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Good is the enemy of Excellent. Talent is not necessary for Excellence.
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I have found out that bubble gum flavored lip gloss, and free ring tones work well these days. If they are a real hard sell, some iTunes gift cards......

Spendy, even on eBay, although the used ones can be had for much less.

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