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FREE Elexa™ Condom. . .
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: May 15, 2006 05:33PM
. . .for her. . .!

Equal opportunity!!!!!

grinning smiley


From Trojan so this should be legit and not an email harvester. . .short survey. ..

1st question. . .are you like Samantha?



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Re: FREE Elexa™ Condom. . .
Posted by: vision63
Date: May 15, 2006 06:53PM
I saw them in the store just yesterday. They quite pricey. Big Lots sells condoms too.
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Re: FREE Elexa™ Condom. . .
Posted by: Racer X
Date: May 15, 2006 07:12PM
We need to all get these and send them over to Microchip. I figure condoms designed for her should help him score. lord knows HS geeks need all the help they can get.

I still have trouble scoring HS girls, and i have been trying for over 20 years.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/15/2006 07:13PM by Racer X.
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Re: FREE Elexa™ Condom. . .
Posted by: Jimmypoo
Date: May 15, 2006 07:25PM
Racer,

You should try to go a little younger. No dinner, drinks, etc. Just candy.

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Re: FREE Elexa™ Condom. . .
Posted by: Racer X
Date: May 15, 2006 08:11PM
that's why my trench coat has those little loops inside. Holds the BlowPops perfectly.

Paul F has it right now.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/15/2006 08:39PM by Racer X.
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Re: FREE Elexa™ Condom. . .
Posted by: Jimmypoo
Date: May 15, 2006 08:21PM
I still want to know what a BlopPop is.
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Re: FREE Elexa™ Condom. . .
Posted by: Racer X
Date: May 15, 2006 08:41PM
they are counterfeit BlowPops from the dollar store. hey, they are trollops anyway.
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Re: FREE Elexa™ Condom. . .
Posted by: bazookaman
Date: May 15, 2006 09:00PM
thats what I like about high school girls.
I keep getting older and they stay the same age.




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Re: FREE Elexa™ Condom. . .
Posted by: Paul F.
Date: May 15, 2006 09:50PM
Fishing pole with a pack of bubble gum on the hook...
Park next to the high school, Cast... reel in at the right speed, and follow up with an offer of candy... (or cash, if it's the continuation high school...).


Or, uh, so I've heard. grinning smiley







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Re: FREE Elexa™ Condom. . .
Posted by: Racer X
Date: May 16, 2006 10:12AM
I have found out that bubble gum flavored lip gloss, and free ring tones work well these days. If they are a real hard sell, some iTunes gift cards......
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Re: FREE Elexa™ Condom. . .
Posted by: Speedy
Date: March 06, 2008 09:28PM
Spendy, even on eBay, although the used ones can be had for much less.



Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.
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