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Aha! So that's why i am the way i am
Posted by: blooz
Date: November 20, 2010 06:19PM
Heard about this on "Wait,wait, don't tell me", and looked it up on the interwebs:

From “Body odd” on MSNBC:

Witzelsucht… is a brain dysfunction that causes all sorts of compulsive silliness: bad jokes, corny puns, wacky behavior.

It's a symptom of an injury to the right frontal lobe, which could be caused by brain trauma or a stroke, tumor, infection or a degenerative disease.

Well, i have been told i am degenerate…


edit: how come i never see typing errors until that last second before the post loads?



And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.
—Friedrich Nietzsche
Western Massachusetts



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/20/2010 06:19PM by blooz.
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Re: Aha! So that's why i am the way i am
Posted by: CJsNvrUrly
Date: November 20, 2010 06:23PM
OMG...I have it, too!




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Re: Aha! So that's why i am the way i am
Posted by: Jimmypoo
Date: November 20, 2010 06:31PM
>>It's a symptom of an injury to the right frontal lobe


How many times have I told you to let them finish the frontal lobotomy that was once started?
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Re: Aha! So that's why i am the way i am
Posted by: Jack D.
Date: November 20, 2010 06:53PM
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (than have to have a frontal lobotomy)

Sung by Randy Hanzlick.

Jimmy and I were brothers.
We went down different paths.
Jimmy always listened to my mother,
And me, I never like to take a bath.

As we grew and tumbled through adulthood
The pressure caused emotional drain.
So now I'm slowly dying in the bottle
and Jimmy has to live with half a brain.

Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me,
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.

But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane.

Jimmy let his troubles drive him crazy.
He never tried to drown it in a drink.
I know that drinking makes my thinking hazy,
But at least I still have brains enough to think.

Jimmy's got a brain that isn't stable.
He doesn't have the sense to say his name.
I'm sorry that his doctor was unable
To remove the proper portion of his brain.

Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me,
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.

But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane.

Funny how the world works.
People can be real jerks.
Some prefer the tension over booze.

Either way it ends the same.
Hard to beat the living game.
Might as well enjoy it while you lose.

When I need a drink I start to shiver
And Jimmy always viewed it with concern.
But I'd rather have cirrhosis of the liver
Than an intellect that's second to a fern.

I wonder if old Jimmy's gonna hear it
When I tell him that his logic wasn't sound.
They'll dose him up on lots of evil spirits
When they take him to the psychiatric grounds.

Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me,
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.

But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane.
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane!



- Jack D.




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Re: Aha! So that's why i am the way i am
Posted by: Mini 9
Date: November 20, 2010 07:57PM
There's a PILL for that.
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Re: Aha! So that's why i am the way i am
Posted by: blooz
Date: November 20, 2010 08:51PM
But is there an APP for that?



And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.
—Friedrich Nietzsche
Western Massachusetts
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Re: Aha! So that's why i am the way i am
Posted by: Janit
Date: November 20, 2010 09:55PM
Quote
Jack D.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (than have to have a frontal lobotomy)

The version I'm familiar with is the following joke punch line:

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than to have a pre-frontal lobotomy.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/20/2010 09:56PM by Janit.
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Re: Aha! So that's why i am the way i am
Posted by: Jack D.
Date: November 21, 2010 02:54AM
Free is good! drink smiley



- Jack D.




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Re: Aha! So that's why i am the way i am
Posted by: Jimmypoo
Date: November 21, 2010 05:31PM
For the record, that song has nothing to do with me.
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