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Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: maco
Date: October 15, 2011 09:41AM
Some fun things to ask Siri

Siri open the pod bay door

Sin sing me a song

What are you wearing, Siri?

What's the best phone?

Tell me a joke

Siri, will you marry me?

Siri, who made you?

Siri, how much do you cost?

Siri, what is your name?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why am I here?

What do you look like?

Siri, I am sleepy

Siri, where are you?

Siri, what is the meaning of life?

Do you know HAL 9000?



Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 10/15/2011 10:02AM by maco.
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: space-time
Date: October 15, 2011 10:55AM
for those of us without iPhone 4s, can someone please tell us what Siri says when answered these questions? You can use a "Spoiler" to hide the answers so iPhone 4s owners can still enjoy the game.
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: Stavs
Date: October 15, 2011 11:01AM
"Find me some porn" turns up "I didn't find any adult retail locations. LOL!
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: Black
Date: October 15, 2011 11:47AM
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space-time
for those of us without iPhone 4s

Inexcusable.
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: microchip
Date: October 15, 2011 11:48AM
How about without iPhone 4Ss *yet*?
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: guitarist
Date: October 15, 2011 11:49AM
Siri.. is there a god?
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: lafinfil
Date: October 15, 2011 12:01PM
There was a funny segment on "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me" this morning about why Siri's voice is female.

One explanation was that if Siri was male and you asked it for directions it would refuse to find them for you. Another was if it was male and you laid your phone down in the living room it would go to sleep.



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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri + a few more
Posted by: maco
Date: October 15, 2011 12:07PM
The answers sometimes change



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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: rgG
Date: October 15, 2011 12:24PM
Love those answers, especially the one about HAL.

I think someone copied and pasted the wrong "sing me a song" answer.
I was assuming it would be "Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do."





Roswell, GA (Atlanta suburb)
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: rgG
Date: October 15, 2011 12:25PM
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lafinfil
Another was if it was male and you laid your phone down in the living room it would go to sleep.

But not before it changed the channel on the TV at least twice. grinning smiley





Roswell, GA (Atlanta suburb)
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: maco
Date: October 15, 2011 12:32PM
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rgG
Love those answers, especially the one about HAL.

I think someone copied and pasted the wrong "sing me a song" answer.
I was assuming it would be "Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do."

Thanks. When I was typing in the responses, I had accidentally deleted that one. I am wasting way too much time this morning with Siri. Some of the answers do change.
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: Black
Date: October 15, 2011 12:47PM
I would love to be a fly on the wall watching all the possibilities being programmed in to Siri and to the Apple Store's phone AI. Has to be a fairly large team, no?
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: jdc
Date: October 15, 2011 02:20PM
saw this somewhere else, I have no way to verify.

I have body in the trunk

there are two canals in your area or would a lake be easier?





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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: Stavs
Date: October 15, 2011 02:30PM
Is Steve Jobs dead?

"Apple doesn't tell me everything, you know."
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: maco
Date: October 15, 2011 03:15PM
Happy Birthday

"Thanks, but I don't really have a birthday."

You are smart

"Thanks for saying so"

Do you love me?

"I'm not capable of love"

What is the meaning of life

“Life: the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter including the capacity for growth, reproduction functional activity and continual change preceding death.”

What is the meaning of life

“Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try to live in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.”
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: dohc76
Date: October 15, 2011 05:28PM
Check out http://shitthatsirisays.tumblr.com
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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: The UnDoug
Date: October 15, 2011 07:21PM
How bout somebody ask her, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

or whatever that line is.

I don't have Siri, so I can't. :-(



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Re: Some funny things to ask SIri
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: October 15, 2011 11:39PM
dohc, those were hysterical.

Thanks for that.






I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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