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How to discourage kangaroos
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: June 27, 2006 11:23PM
"At one stage we fashioned a little urine catcher to walk dingoes and collect it from, but that tended to be risky," Parsons said.

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Re: How to discourage kangaroos
Posted by: mikebw
Date: June 28, 2006 02:28AM
mmm, synthesized dingo urine...
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Re: How to discourage kangaroos
Posted by: Pops
Date: June 28, 2006 05:47AM
Invite Fusty and his friends.
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Re: How to discourage kangaroos
Posted by: spearmint
Date: June 28, 2006 07:37AM

When you gotta go you gotta go.




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Re: How to discourage kangaroos
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: June 28, 2006 11:36AM
I'm now building a mental image of the research.

Envision, if you will, the Monty Python gang as they were in the early 60's, all dressed as "Bruces". They're standing around, watching dingoes lap away at vats of Foster's Lager.

'G'Day Bruce'
'G'Day !'
'Whot are ye doin with the dingos, mate ?'
'Well, we learnt that dingo piss makes the wallabies right scared, and they don't take a bite outa the garden".
"Lovely. So why the Fosters ?"
"Well, if you need dingo piss, what better way than to have a rollicking dingo piss-up ?"
"Too right, mate !"



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Re: How to discourage kangaroos
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: June 28, 2006 07:41PM
Now I'm picturing a Fosters tap in the shape of a dingo. The bartender lifts the dingo's rght hind leg to dispense a foaming brew.



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