Amusing, Charlie. People have all kinds of delusions about "how it would be if I had kids" when they don't have kids. Generally these delusions are just that, delusions...most kids, at a certain point, are all over your shi* and you don't even know it.
My kids have been on a laptop for many years and not one screw up, lucky i guess...the only one who has damaged it is me. The phrase "dumb parenting" is something lots of parents dont take lightly...you non kid havers by choice pretty much need to be careful about using the phrase, "dumb parenting"..parenting is a constantly zig zagging line that starts at complete ignorance and ends at complete and utter "something else" tinged with sadness....So, Ill put it to you this way...the beginning of the trip is quite a reality check...because it makes realized just how ignorant you were as "not haver of kids by choice " up until that point in your life. Yup, one realizes how ignorant they were after she and he get home from the hospital and the kid pees all over the room, poops on your hand, and then gets a cold which you are sure he will die from...on and on...it's a constant climb that constantly feeds one's ignorance...coming at you AND nipping at your heels as you hit and pass each stage...
so, with you being, a non haver of kids by choice, person, I declare you to be stagnantly ignorant in this arena...not a personal attack in any way...it's just very difficult for you to have any sort of clue about what you are actually talking about until those shining eyes lock onto you and begin to rule over your world in the most gratifying way.