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Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: JoeM
Date: August 02, 2006 08:51AM
...and gets lambasted:

[darkhat.blogspot.com]

[www.hollywoodrag.com]
(check out the comments at the bottom)

What's a diva to do?sad smiley



JoeM
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Re: Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: Jem
Date: August 02, 2006 09:03AM
I bet Dr. Evil is right now hatching a plot to steal them. I can hear his grotesque cackling laughter already.
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Re: Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: MikeF
Date: August 02, 2006 09:14AM
Probably because she can't insure her voice and singing ability for more than $5.
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Re: Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: Jimmypoo
Date: August 02, 2006 09:16AM
This is some attention getting thing like the Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart did 24 years ago.

And to be honest... hers were worth ensuring. Maria's are not.

(this is great! "But Mariah has gained at least 50 pounds and traditionally
walks around with a baby calf in her mouth. Instead of singing and a failed
acting career, she should really try out to be the new linebacker for the 49ers."
)









Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/02/2006 09:18AM by Jimmypoo.
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Re: Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: Fritz
Date: August 02, 2006 09:23AM
ah who cares, this is much funnier

[darkhat.blogspot.com]



!#$@@$#!

What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?

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Re: Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: Mactel
Date: August 02, 2006 09:24AM
Tonya Harding can have those legs taken care of.
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Re: Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: mick e
Date: August 02, 2006 09:33AM
Not included in the report was the fact that the insurance company declined to issue a policy on her face.

They cited a "pre-existing condition"

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Re: Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: Jem
Date: August 02, 2006 09:38AM
Quote
Fritz
ah who cares, this is much funnier

[darkhat.blogspot.com]

Funny, except for the "paraplegic drooling" part. That was just tasteless, inacurrate and dumb.
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Re: Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: Mike Sellers
Date: August 02, 2006 09:47AM
Wonder why she didn't insure those store-bought tatas.
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Re: Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: BigGuynRusty
Date: August 02, 2006 10:09AM
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Mike Sellers
Wonder why she didn't insure those store-bought tatas.

Because they are under warranty, really.

BGnR



"Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto! You're beautiful!"
"If we dig precious things from the land, we will invite disaster."
"Near the day of Purification, there will be cobwebs spun back and forth in the sky."
"A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky, which could burn the land and boil the oceans."
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Re: Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: BigGuynRusty
Date: August 02, 2006 10:10AM
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Jimmypoo
This is some attention getting thing like the Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart did 24 years ago.

24 years ago, barely a tick in time!
Betty Grable started it all, 66 years ago.:
[www.get-great-legs.com]

BGnR



"Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto! You're beautiful!"
"If we dig precious things from the land, we will invite disaster."
"Near the day of Purification, there will be cobwebs spun back and forth in the sky."
"A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky, which could burn the land and boil the oceans."
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Re: Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: incognegro
Date: August 02, 2006 02:24PM
the word of the day is "legs;" help spread the word...
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Re: Mariah Carey Insures Legs For 1 Billion Dollars...
Posted by: billb
Date: August 02, 2006 04:39PM
I suppose Gillette tried to insure her brain cells, but got a pre-existing condition there, too.

Please tell me those giant legs aren't going to be stored in Foxboro.
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