"...asphyxia due to choking and aspiration of gastric contents," according to the report released by the Broward County medical examiner's office. It said his airway was obstructed by the roach body parts, which caused him to not be able to breathe.

[www.mercurynews.com]

Please, enjoy cockroaches responsibly.

they go down easier when they're dipped in dark chocolate.

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Chew your food throughly!

Gives new meaning to the age-old phrase "Don't bogart that roach!"

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It is what it is.

I think if I was going to die from choking on my own vomit (I understand it's fairly fashionable in many celebrity circles), I'd rather be guzzling cheap booze than chowing effing cock-a-roaches.

Tony Montana: Hey, Frank, you're a piece of @#$%&.
Frank Lopez: What are you talking about?
Tony Montana: You know what I'm taking about about, you @#$%& cockroach.

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- Jack D.




New tasteless sig coming soon!

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Pam
Chew your food throughly!

Exactly! Otherwise the cockroach has a 50:50 chance of going down the wrong passage.

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Jack D.
I think if I was going to die from choking on my own vomit (I understand it's fairly fashionable in many celebrity circles), I'd rather be guzzling cheap booze than chowing effing cock-a-roaches.

Guzzling? What a waste of a celebrity fantasy.

Snorting off of a nekked model's belly, post-coitus.

That's the way to go.

I feel for the person who did the autopsy.

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freeradical
I feel for the person who did the autopsy.

UGH!!

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