It's probably easier to be on the shuffle doing the Can Can than being on the can doing the shuffle (shuffle).
Sorry.
I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making
him carry me, and yet assure myself and others
that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his
lot by all possible means — except by getting off
his back. - Leo Tolstoy, novelist and Philosopher
(1828-1910)