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UK facing "major" sperm shortage.
Posted by: beagledave
Date: June 29, 2014 08:15AM
[www.bbc.com]

The UK is facing a major sperm shortage that may be tempting fertility clinics to accept poorer quality sperm, the British Fertility Society (BFS) warns.

Some clinics rely on imported sperm to keep up with demand.

However, the BFS chairman, Dr Allan Pacey, said he was "worried" that some clinics may be setting a lower bar to "get donors through the door".







Surely someone could put together some WWII propaganda style posters to muster up some increased donations?

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Re: UK facing "major" sperm shortage.
Posted by: blooz
Date: June 29, 2014 08:23AM
Perhaps if they advertised personal delivery…



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Re: UK facing "major" sperm shortage.
Posted by: billb
Date: June 29, 2014 08:30AM
C'mon now people, get a grip!

... and you thought getting rich quick working from home involved stuffing envelopes ....





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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/29/2014 08:37AM by billb.
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Re: UK facing "major" sperm shortage.
Posted by: testcase
Date: June 29, 2014 09:07AM
Oh come now.......... eye rolling smiley
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Re: UK facing "major" sperm shortage.
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: June 29, 2014 09:27AM
As long as it doesn't lead to mandatory rationing, besides nowadays many of the victory gardens have been mowed over.



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Re: UK facing "major" sperm shortage.
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: June 29, 2014 10:06AM
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beagledave
UK facing "major" sperm shortage.


It's been apparent for a while
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Re: UK facing "major" sperm shortage.
Posted by: Acer
Date: June 29, 2014 11:01AM
I'm a little disturbed about the implications of the phrase "poorer quality sperm."
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Re: UK facing "major" sperm shortage.
Posted by: billb
Date: June 29, 2014 11:11AM
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Acer
I'm a little disturbed about the implications of the phrase "poorer quality sperm."





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Re: UK facing "major" sperm shortage.
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: June 29, 2014 12:11PM
They should just go to any motel room with a black light. BAM!! All the sperm you could ever want. barf smiley



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Re: UK facing "major" sperm shortage.
Posted by: decay
Date: June 29, 2014 11:17PM




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Re: UK facing "major" sperm shortage.
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: June 30, 2014 06:44AM
many of the victory gardens have been mowed over.

Nothing like burying your face in somebody's new mowed lawn.






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