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Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: March 04, 2016 05:58AM



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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: WHiiP
Date: March 04, 2016 06:14AM
Not much of a dunk, even artificially aided. He must have a lot of gravitational wave lengths hovering close by.


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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: March 04, 2016 06:54AM
SportsCenter was having fun with his "dunk face".
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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: STL
Date: March 04, 2016 07:18AM
Once a buffoon, always a buffoon
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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: 3d
Date: March 04, 2016 07:58AM
It's his court. He can do whatever he wants on it.
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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: Speedy
Date: March 04, 2016 08:28AM
But how did he nail the landing?


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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: March 04, 2016 09:40AM
He apparently didn't shatter his legs or spine.


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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: steve...
Date: March 04, 2016 10:53AM
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But how did he nail the landing?






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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: March 04, 2016 11:06AM
The guy's got a ton of money and having a good time, as near as I can tell.

I wish hm well.





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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: bruceko
Date: March 04, 2016 11:30AM
I think it is great that he bought the Clippers.
Since then Seattle has not heard a peep from or about him.
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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: March 04, 2016 12:13PM
There was a big soft landing area. Just doesn't show from that angle.
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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: Buzz
Date: March 04, 2016 12:28PM
he darn near overshot the trampoline on his jump because his adrenaline was so high...
had he nailed the jump more toward the middle of the trampoline, he woulda had a lot more clearance for the dunk...
and then he woulda looked a whole lot less buffoonlike...
which woulda been totally unBallmerlike...
so basically, he nailed it Ballmerstyle.
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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: Article Accelerator
Date: March 04, 2016 01:55PM
I really miss him.
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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: vision63
Date: March 04, 2016 10:11PM
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I really miss him.

There he was full of life. He ain't dead. He's only the richest owner in sports (35 richest human on earth) living larger and more spectacularly than we can ever conceive of. Successful beyond compare.
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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: Article Accelerator
Date: March 05, 2016 12:57AM
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I really miss him.

There he was full of life. He ain't dead. He's only the richest owner in sports (35 richest human on earth) living larger and more spectacularly than we can ever conceive of. Successful beyond compare.

Okay then. How about "I really miss him as CEO of Microsoft"?
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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: vision63
Date: March 05, 2016 01:14AM
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vision63
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I really miss him.

There he was full of life. He ain't dead. He's only the richest owner in sports (35 richest human on earth) living larger and more spectacularly than we can ever conceive of. Successful beyond compare.

Okay then. How about "I really miss him as CEO of Microsoft"?

Words matter. Don't know why you'd care one way or another. Clippers is what matters now.
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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: March 05, 2016 06:40AM
If you look closely he did not hit center and one foot bounced off the spring. If he was not as tall and long-limbed, he would have hit the ball in front of the rim and fall on his back.


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Re: Steve Ballmer dunking on a 10 ft. rim
Posted by: Article Accelerator
Date: March 05, 2016 12:41PM
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Clippers is what matters now.

Why do Clippers matter?
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