Dear winner,

Your email address has won you One Million Euro, from Online Lotto, all the E-mail addresses were selected from a data base of internet e-mail users, from which your e-mail address came out as the winning coupon.

Winning expiring date 30th of March, 2017. Contact our fiduciary Agent below with your winning number: OL/456/050/006.

Online Lotto Agency.
Mrs. Ana Paula Filipe.
Director of winning claim department.
TEL: +31-644-988-051
E-MAIL:agentspayout5@gmail.com

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My Dearest One,

This is Miss Jane Ali from Trinidad &Tobago. I am writing from the hospital in London , therefore this mail is very urgent as you can see that I'm dying in the hospital which I don't know what tomorrow will be.

I was told by my doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver damaged and can only live for some months. I inherited some money ($10.7 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother in order to inherit the money, she is from Ghana by nationality base in London.

I want you to contact my servant with this information below:

Servant Charles Emma.
Address: 28 Whitehall Court, London, SW1A 2EJ, UK.
Email charlesemma22@gmail.com

He will give you the documents of the money and will direct you to a well known lawyer that I have appointed to him, the lawyer will assist you to change the documents of the money to your name to enable the bank transfer the money to you.

This is the favor I need when you have gotten the money :-

(1) Give 20% of the money to my servant Charles Emma as he has been there for me through my illness and I have promised to support him in life.

(2) Give 30% of the money to handicap people and charity organization, then the remaining one is yours.

If I don't hear from you, I will look for another person or an organization.

Please do not forget to contact Charles Emma May Almighty God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.

Pray for me always.
Miss Jane Ali

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Dear Beneficiary,

My name is Mr.Adebayo Adelabu,the newly appointed deputy governor CBN.(http://www.scambank.org/aboutscambank/TheBoard.asp?Name=Mr.+Adebayo+Adelabu&Biodata=adelabu)This is to bring the good news to you that I have been mandated by the President Federal Republic in conjunction with the Federal Executive Council (FEC), the Senate Committee on Foreign Debts Reconciliation and Implementation Panel on Contract/inheritance/compensation funds to complete all the unpaid Contract/inheritance/lottery fund. You are required as a matter of urgency to reconfirm your information including your name, phone number and your address for verification and immediate payment within 24 hours.

To this effect, the sum of TEN MILLION, SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$10.7m) has been approved for you. I wish to inform you that all matters relating to the release of this payment is now under my control and supervision. This development has become necessary due to the activities of unpatriotic government/CBN officials and impostors who keep on frustrating every effort to settle our clients by making requests for unauthorized fees and levies from them.

We apologize for any delay you might have encountered in the past; your payment is now 100% Guaranteed

Kindly choose from these three modes of payment (wire transfer, diplomatic cash payment and ATM card).

Best Regards,
Mr.Adebayo Adelabu
Deputy Governor CBN

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So, MacResource winners, beneficiaries, and Dear Ones, get your computer requests to me ASAP, along with a small fee of $100 for extra special shipping and handling…



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HOOOOOORRRRRAYYYY!

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One MEEEE-lion Euro!

Put me down for a laptop.

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msglee
Put me down for a laptop.

How about P-p-p-p-p-powerBook?

I want a maxed out iMac!!! Brand new!!!

15" MBPr please, 1TB SSD. PM for delivery details.

I want the $1000,00+ iPhone 8 Plus

It should be released aroundabout when your funds become available

I'll send my business associate Guido to pick it up personally in lieu of the extra special handling.

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The Phorum Wall keeps us safe from illegal characters and words
The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is the knowledge of one's own ignorance. -Benjamin Franklin
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I want a maxed out iMac!!! Brand new!!!

This just guarantees that, were you to get one, Apple would rev the line within three weeks.

Or, since it's clearly spam, no new iMacs in sight!

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vision63
I want a maxed out iMac!!! Brand new!!!

Same here, but I want the new one they will announce and ship for this Spring.

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

New, expandable, Mac Pro tower please. The one with multiple ports if it's not too much trouble.

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Embarassing myself on the Internet since 1978.

My Mackbook Air is slowing a little with wifi and graphics, can you upgrade me?

Dave

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Welcome to Dave's BBQ!

Many have eaten here....

Few have died

Some people have all the luck.

My real name is Servant Charles Emma. I really deserve 100% for serving Ms. Ali all these years. She is a slave driver.

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That old man - he don't think like no old man...
Now I wouldn't want to be within 400 - 500 yards of one of them nuclear bombs when it goes off! WW1 Vet Old Man
"He's pinned under an outcropping of rock. Lucky for him, the rock kept the dirt from burying him alive."
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport. And I'd be a TSA agent.
A bonified member of The Mystic Knights of The Sea, George P. Stevens, President. Andy Brown, Treasurer, Algonquin J. Calhoun, Legal Consultant.



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An agreement is an agreement. I'll take a 27" iMac Retina, I don't even care about ram, processor or refurb so long as I get decent video and a 256GB+ SSD. Just no flippin' fusion drives, OK?

Just be sure to claim your prize by the March 30 deadline, otherwise there will be a large number of very disappointed forum members.

Put me down for a PRAM battery. Thanks!