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Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: GGD
Date: October 29, 2017 04:42PM


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Responding to criticism about the placement of cheese on Google's version of the cheeseburger emoji, Google CEO Sundar Pichai said that he would take a look at the issue immediately.

"Will drop everything else we are doing and address on Monday smiling smiley if folks can agree on the correct way to do this!" Pichai tweeted.

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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: October 29, 2017 04:47PM
How did that even happen? EVERYONE knows you put the cheese on top of the patty. Sheesh!



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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: Paul F.
Date: October 29, 2017 04:48PM
LOL...
I think MOST people agree that it goes ABOVE the patty... Maybe next to the patty, maybe next to the bun... but definitely ABOVE the patty, not below.



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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: Robert M
Date: October 29, 2017 04:55PM
Paul,

Most people are the operative words. ‘Course, people can assemble a cheeseburger however they want and it isn’t going to change anything. Bun. Patty. Cheese. Cheeseburger. Mix the cheese into the patty. Still a cheeseburger. Not traditional mind you but still a cheeseburger.

Much in the same way, a pizza is typically dough. Sauce on dough. Cheese on sauce. But, that’s isn’t how some places make a pie. Some of best pizza i’ve ever tasted was made differently. The order was dough. Cheese. Sauce. I was skeptical but it was amazing.

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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: Speedy
Date: October 29, 2017 05:11PM
Well, being on the lazy side and wanting the burger to partially melt the cheese, I plop the cheese on a bun, carry it to my grill, remove the top of the bun and put the cooked burger (always ground chuck) on top of the cheese. The lazy part is that it would be slightly more effort to also remove and replace the cheese to go on top of the meat. In addition, with the slippery cheese under the burger, the tomato has a better chance of staying in place on the meat.



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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: hal
Date: October 29, 2017 05:23PM
We're doomed... I can't believe that this is a 'thing'
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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: space-time
Date: October 29, 2017 05:27PM
In the Apple version, what is UNDER the patty?
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Posted by: GGD
Date: October 29, 2017 05:32PM
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space-time
In the Apple version, what is UNDER the patty?

A piece of aircraft grade lettuce, milled and polished to perfection.
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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: 3d
Date: October 29, 2017 05:32PM
Maybe the programming was outsourced to India where beef is rarely eaten. Well,, that's my guess. There just isn't another rational explanation smiling smiley
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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: max
Date: October 29, 2017 05:58PM
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3d
Maybe the programming was outsourced to India where beef is rarely eaten. Well,, that's my guess. There just isn't another rational explanation smiling smiley


Bingo...
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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: billb
Date: October 29, 2017 06:27PM
I melt the cheese on the bottom bun for 11 seconds in the microwave.
Ends up looking like the google burger, but with an onion slice also.



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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: apocketfulofwry
Date: October 29, 2017 06:43PM
Neither one has bacon, so, I'm out.
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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: JoeH
Date: October 29, 2017 10:43PM
Cheese goes on top, if you put it on the bottom it would melt out from under the patty while on the grill. Never knew anyone who waited to put cold cheese on while assembling the burger on its bun, always cooked it on top of the patty on the grill for the last couple minutes.
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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: October 29, 2017 11:06PM
You people need to live a little. In the bigstuff household cheeses go on the top AND bottom of the burgers! Yes, you read that correctly, don't adjust your television sets, it can be double-cheesed!


And we only use cheddar, btw. Pro tip.



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Posted by: vision63
Date: October 29, 2017 11:35PM
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mrbigstuff
You people need to live a little. In the bigstuff household cheeses go on the top AND bottom of the burgers! Yes, you read that correctly, don't adjust your television sets, it can be double-cheesed!


And we only use cheddar, btw. Pro tip.

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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: billb
Date: October 30, 2017 05:53AM
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mrbigstuff
You people need to live a little. In the bigstuff household cheeses go on the top AND bottom of the burgers! Yes, you read that correctly, don't adjust your television sets, it can be double-cheesed!


And we only use cheddar, btw. Pro tip.

What ? No gorgonzola ? Ever ?



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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: October 30, 2017 08:22AM
nope, but I've been known to use mozzarella or Jack if that's what's we gots.



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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: 3d
Date: October 30, 2017 08:58AM
I rarely have cheese with my burger. I find it overpowers the flavor.
I like to taste the meat. (That's what she said).
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Re: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger...Google doesn't understand how they're cooked.
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: October 30, 2017 09:51AM
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GGD
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space-time
In the Apple version, what is UNDER the patty?
A piece of aircraft grade lettuce, milled and polished to perfection.
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And the secret sauce is delivered wirelessly based on facial recognition.
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