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Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: GGD
Date: February 18, 2018 02:49PM
Sounds like these passengers would have preferred a crying baby.

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A low-cost Dutch airlines plane flying from Dubai to Amsterdam was forced to make an emergency landing in Vienna after a fight broke out mid-air, forcing the crew to intervene. According to multiple media reports, the reason for the fight was a passenger who wouldn't stop farting.

The Daily Mail, quoting local newspaper De Telegraaf, reports that a Transavia Airlines flight made the unscheduled stop in Austria after two Dutch men objected to a flatulent co-passenger. Despite their pleas and complaints to the plane's crew, the man reportedly continued to fart. It's unclear whether the passenger had a medical condition that caused the flatulence. When he allegedly refused to stop, a fight broke out.

That's when the pilot decided to land in Vienna, reporting "passengers on the rampage." Austrian police entered the cabin on landing and escorted four passengers off the plane.
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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: February 18, 2018 02:55PM
This is what happens when you do something to your Fart's content.


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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: February 18, 2018 04:24PM
Makes the normal stale air in the cabin seem pretty desirable. Maybe the airlines can start charging for that.

Otherwise, it’s beans for everyone.
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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: billb
Date: February 18, 2018 04:42PM
So once the pilots caught wind of passengers making a stink they diverted the plane and made a bum rush for the nearest airport ?


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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: MindMeld
Date: February 18, 2018 04:44PM
You're the wind beneath my wings.
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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: jh
Date: February 18, 2018 05:34PM
Wonder if they had a good tail wind with all that going on?
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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: February 18, 2018 06:06PM
You would think that the turbofan engine would have dealt with the hot gases emissions more efficiently.


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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: February 18, 2018 06:14PM
At least the plane didn't run out of gas.


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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: February 18, 2018 06:30PM
Kind of common with pressurization being at a higher altitude than most airports... The key is "A fight broke out". In other words, the poor gaseous emitter was set upon by hostile morons who assumed he was 'in control'. Seriously... most of us can 'hold' intestinal gases for a bit, but eventually they break loose !
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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: freeradical
Date: February 18, 2018 07:41PM
A gentleman always shares with others.
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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: TheTominator
Date: February 18, 2018 08:51PM
And here I was thinking the chatty guy sitting next to me on that international flight was long winded.
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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: Buzz
Date: February 18, 2018 09:50PM
And here I was thinking the chatty guy sitting next to me on that international flight was long winded.
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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: February 18, 2018 09:53PM
Looks like that flight is Gone With The Wind...




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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: datbeme
Date: February 18, 2018 10:56PM
Who gets credit for this gem? The Mirror, the police spokesperson or both?

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According to The Mirror, a police spokesperson confirmed that "a passenger suffering from wind who was not attempting to restrain himself" was at the centre of the matter.
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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: GGD
Date: February 18, 2018 11:21PM
I wonder if this was the in-flight movie.

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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: February 18, 2018 11:54PM
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datbeme
Who gets credit for this gem? The Mirror, the police spokesperson or both?

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According to The Mirror, a police spokesperson confirmed that "a passenger suffering from wind who was not attempting to restrain himself" was at the centre of the matter.

It was due to not being buckled up? jest smiley


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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: February 18, 2018 11:57PM
Did the plane deploy its cheek flaps?
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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: clay
Date: February 19, 2018 09:45AM
they should have just opened a window for a little fresh air
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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: February 19, 2018 11:18AM
I sent that story to someone I know who is a flight attendant. The flight attendant replied that when one of them farts while moving through the plane, they refer to it as “crop dusting”.
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Re: Flight makes emergency landing due to farting
Posted by: AllGold
Date: February 19, 2018 06:35PM
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ka jowct
I sent that story to someone I know who is a flight attendant. The flight attendant replied that when one of them farts while moving through the plane, they refer to it as “crop dusting”.

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