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What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: August 28, 2018 02:42PM
None of this soapbox smiley



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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: August 28, 2018 02:43PM
Son of a motherless goat



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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Will Collier
Date: August 28, 2018 02:51PM
"Son of a biscuit! My ancestors spit on your hairdo!"

(If you're old enough, you know where that came from. Fuhgeddabout it.)
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: August 28, 2018 02:52PM
These days ?

It's the "Disappointed Dad" look.
Glasses dropped to the end of my nose
Looking over the glasses.
Eyebrows raised.
Often includes the "WTF ?" single hand raised, cupped upwards.
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: RecipeForDisaster
Date: August 28, 2018 02:55PM
I favor "stenchwad " and "crotch canoe" (I don't know where the second one came from but it makes me feel better). Simple and powerful... who would want to be called either one?
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: billb
Date: August 28, 2018 02:58PM
I don't have the time nor the crayons to explain this to you


most of the others include expletives that the nanny-sensor would alter.



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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: pdq
Date: August 28, 2018 03:01PM
Old school: my Sister #1 says when she was young, Sister #2 told her she was behind the barn door when they were handing out brains (what does that even mean?)

I'm kind of fond of "not the sharpest tool in the shed".
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: billb
Date: August 28, 2018 03:13PM
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Speedy
Date: August 28, 2018 03:46PM
"How deplorable of you."



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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Will Collier
Date: August 28, 2018 03:51PM
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billb
I don't have the time nor the crayons to explain this to you

That was my last (really good) program manager's favorite put-down. She was deadly with it.
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: space-time
Date: August 28, 2018 03:54PM
Are you running for President?
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: jdc
Date: August 28, 2018 03:57PM
My wife likes "about as sharp as a marble" for random what nots.

Rest of the time She pretty much cant stop cussing. At least in private around the house. F-bombs and sh** all the time. Like her father was a sailor. He was a Navy SEAL, so maybe that counts...





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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: August 28, 2018 04:00PM
"I'm in the smallest room of my house. I have your review in front of me. Soon it will be behind me."
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Z
Date: August 28, 2018 04:12PM
Awww, turkey-butts.
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Will Collier
Date: August 28, 2018 04:18PM
My very Southern great-aunts were quite fond of "Foot!" as a not-an-expletive.
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: pdq
Date: August 28, 2018 04:47PM
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Will Collier
My very Southern great-aunts were quite fond of "Foot!" as a not-an-expletive.

I presume that was the same process by which we got "gosh" and "gol" as in "gol-durned"

For a period of time in my youth, we used to say "oh, ship!" in certain circumstances, but it was too easily confused (by adults) as the real thing, with negative consequences.
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: wolfcry911
Date: August 28, 2018 04:49PM
has the IQ of a clam
could screw up a free lunch
dunderheaded lummox
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: testcase
Date: August 28, 2018 05:07PM
You are most cordially invited to consume feces and expire........
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Will Collier
Date: August 28, 2018 05:08PM
"Bless your heart."
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Lew Zealand
Date: August 28, 2018 06:07PM
Smeg
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: martin
Date: August 28, 2018 07:24PM
Much worse has been said to me by much better people.



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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: August 28, 2018 07:24PM
I fart in your general direction! This must be said with a French accent.
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: kledo
Date: August 28, 2018 07:33PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: tlh828
Date: August 28, 2018 07:56PM
My 3 year old granddaughter, after watching "The Student Prince" several times, starting calling me a
"Prussian pickle" in fun! Now we trade that "insult".
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: freeradical
Date: August 28, 2018 08:23PM
Your paper was nicely typed.
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Yoyodyne ArtWorks
Date: August 28, 2018 08:28PM
“Nice face.”

A cruel, succinct putdown from high school.



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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Spiff
Date: August 28, 2018 08:44PM
Holy mother.....

Of pearl. Yeah, of pearl.
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: CW2V
Date: August 28, 2018 09:05PM
miserable cork-soaker

Don't bullshtein me

somanabatch

fargin sneaky bastage

bunch of fargin iceholes

CW2V
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Bernie
Date: August 28, 2018 09:31PM





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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: mrlynn
Date: August 28, 2018 09:44PM
I have grandkids. For a while, 'Poopy-head' was popular. Not with me, though.

I don't have a favorite. I have to avoid insults; they get taken personally.

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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: wowzer
Date: August 28, 2018 10:07PM
I’ve come to use frak a lot.



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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Racer X
Date: August 28, 2018 10:30PM
I used "Thy mother barks" a lot in high school. Most of the less intelligent students never figured it out.
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Lizabeth
Date: August 29, 2018 01:04AM
Hot puppies or hot chocolate covered puppies.

Pig of a louse (from Johnny Tremain)
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: jdc
Date: August 29, 2018 01:44AM
What a Richard Cranium.





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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: archipirata
Date: August 29, 2018 07:44AM
I second "Son of a Motherless Goat."

Also partial to "Rat Bassard"

But when it comes down to it there's nothing like the real F!#@$ing thing!



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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: August 29, 2018 08:44AM
I sometimes resort to “mortar forker”.
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: beagledave
Date: August 29, 2018 08:45AM
Full Deckisms

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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: August 29, 2018 08:48AM
Red Dwarf: You distended piece of rectum.

Dumb as a bag of hammers. A sandwich short of a picnic. King of the stupid people. Douchenozzle.
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: August 29, 2018 11:05AM
"You stupid jerk!!"

Our school bus driver back in the 60's.

Whenever he hit the red flashing lights and someone from the oncoming lane would blast by without stopping, 'ol Tom would whip open the window, shake his fist, and scream at the non complying driver.

It seemed like a daily ritual, and us kids would always get a good laugh at his anger. I think he was retired, and took the bus driving job just for something to do. Think of the "get off my lawn" type.



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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: goodmanx
Date: August 29, 2018 12:55PM
chowderhead
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Re: What is your favorite non-swearing insult?
Posted by: Uncle Wig
Date: August 29, 2018 03:27PM
"Did the doctor drop you on your head?"



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