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Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: November 23, 2018 12:56PM
Santa was not happy. It was Christmas Eve and it was all going wrong. The elves had gone on strike for more overtime pay, the reindeer had been drinking all day and the sleigh needed a broken seat repairing. 'I can't believe all this is happening now', he wailed 'and to top it all, I sent an Angel out to find and bring me back, a Christmas Tree and they haven't returned'. Just then, the little Angel comes through the front door dragging behind a Christmas Tree. 'Oi fatty !! 'Where do you want me to stick this?'

And so began the tradition of Angels atop a Christmas Tree.

Paul
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: November 23, 2018 01:04PM
happy thanksgiving, forumites!

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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: November 23, 2018 01:09PM
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: November 23, 2018 03:19PM
A blonde woman walked into a library, walked up to the counter and said to the librarian "I'll have a cheeseburger, small fries, and a coke." The librarian looked at her with disgust and said "This is a library!!" The blonde woman looked around, seeing people staring at her, and turned to the librarian and whispered "I'll have a cheeseburger, small fries and a coke"



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: November 23, 2018 04:16PM
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.

Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A: a yardvark! Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
A: Clean Jokes!

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: "Where's Popcorn?"

Q: What do you call sad coffee?"
A: Despresso.



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: billb
Date: November 23, 2018 05:55PM




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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Fred_Also
Date: November 23, 2018 06:07PM
A cat was watching as his male owner got out of the shower. The cat says "Hey, your tail is on the wrong side."


Fred
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: November 23, 2018 06:40PM
okay bill, we have to guess?


1) French over-fried
2) Fission Chips (British humor)
3) California Fire Fries (got a 2-for-1 pun there)
4) Crinkle-crust style

Overall, I'd say this looks like you're at the top of your game, bill. I just can't figure out what game it is.
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Golfer
Date: November 23, 2018 07:06PM
Here's a funny one for ya, me at work last Monday

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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: space-time
Date: November 23, 2018 08:15PM
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Golfer
Here's a funny one for ya, me at work last Monday
...

you can't insert a movie in a MRF post. here is the link

[members.iowatelecom.net]
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: DeusxMac
Date: November 23, 2018 09:05PM
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space-time
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Golfer
Here's a funny one for ya, me at work last Monday
...

you can't insert a movie in a MRF post. here is the link

[members.iowatelecom.net]

Golfer’s movie is working for me as-is.
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: jdc
Date: November 23, 2018 09:47PM
ouch. lucky you werent really hurt. sadly, slips on ice (well, anything) can really hurt people





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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: November 24, 2018 12:04AM




In tha 360. MRF User Map
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: space-time
Date: November 24, 2018 07:32AM
An engineer said:

When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters

P N E I S

and form the name on an important human body part which is most useful when straight.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/24/2018 07:33AM by space-time.
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