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Bezo divorcing
Posted by: samintx
Date: January 09, 2019 08:45AM
Makenzie, his wife and Bezo are seeking a divorce. More later. Oh yes..community property state.

Sorry spell checker changed word



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Re: Beto divorcing
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: January 09, 2019 08:51AM
......so single, and ready to mingle.....??



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Re: Beto divorcing
Posted by: Will Collier
Date: January 09, 2019 08:52AM
Don't you mean Bezos?

"HALF!"
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Re: Beto divorcing
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: January 09, 2019 08:55AM
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Don't you mean Bezos?
"HALF!"

yep, Ringmaster Bezos!



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Re: Beto divorcing
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: January 09, 2019 08:55AM
....Amazon shares fell just a little....



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Re: Beto divorcing
Posted by: samintx
Date: January 09, 2019 08:59AM
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....Amazon shares fell just a little....

Fell because of community property and how much stock Bezo will retain
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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: Ken Sp.
Date: January 09, 2019 09:02AM
Ouch! Maybe he could get her to volunteer to be the first astronaut he launches into space-just sayin'
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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: Fritz
Date: January 09, 2019 09:08AM
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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: samintx
Date: January 09, 2019 09:55AM
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Ouch! Maybe he could get her to volunteer to be the first astronaut he launches into space-just sayin'

Depending on his feeling toward her he may spring for that! I understand his wife is into helping the homeless and charity in general.
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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: January 09, 2019 10:01AM
Maybe she can help some of the folks who will be forced out of their apartments in LIC.



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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: tahoedrew
Date: January 09, 2019 10:42AM
"Community property state" DOESN'T mean everything gets split 50/50 and they all get half of the individual items owned.

I don't know Bezos' net worth, but if he owns a bunch of other stuff equal to the value of his stake in Amazon, he could keep 100% of his Amazon ownership and give her everything else...

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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: DP
Date: January 09, 2019 11:01AM
She'd still be the luckiest woman in the world!





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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: January 09, 2019 11:03AM
....she is set for life......



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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: DeusxMac
Date: January 09, 2019 11:25AM
Bezoar?












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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: timg
Date: January 09, 2019 11:46AM
For some reason I read that as Bevo ...

so I was a little confused at first.



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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: vision63
Date: January 09, 2019 11:55AM
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DP
She'd still be the luckiest woman in the world!

She's probably already used to being rich. As her second husband, I'll be luckiest person. I'll be borrowing Grey Poupon all over the place.



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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: rgG
Date: January 09, 2019 12:04PM
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DP
She'd still be the luckiest woman in the world!

She's probably already used to being rich. As her second husband, I'll be luckiest person. I'll be borrowing Grey Poupon all over the place.

Lol





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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: January 09, 2019 12:06PM
.....when you are rich......you will 'Poop_on'.......all the poorer people.....



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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: Grumpyguy
Date: January 09, 2019 12:38PM
that made me laugh out loud. it is infusion day, so thanks for the laugh
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She'd still be the luckiest woman in the world!

She's probably already used to being rich. As her second husband, I'll be luckiest person. I'll be borrowing Grey Poupon all over the place.



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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: January 09, 2019 12:50PM
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tahoedrew
"Community property state" DOESN'T mean everything gets split 50/50 and they all get half of the individual items owned.

It DOES mean that she is entitled to 50% of all assets acquired by the couple during the marriage. Given that they have been married 25 years and that Bezos started Amazon after they were married... she is going to do well.

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I don't know Bezos' net worth

$126B, according to one story I read this morning.



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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: Will Collier
Date: January 09, 2019 01:45PM
No wonder my Alexa has been yelling "HALF!" all day...
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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: max
Date: January 09, 2019 02:36PM
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vision63
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DP
She'd still be the luckiest woman in the world!

She's probably already used to being rich. As her second husband, I'll be luckiest person. I'll be borrowing Grey Poupon all over the place.

Lol


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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: January 09, 2019 02:49PM
It DOES mean that she is entitled to 50% of all assets acquired by the couple during the marriage.

And in some long term marriages, a partner may further be entitled to a portion of assets acquired after the marriage.

Given how she'll probably do in the divorce, that probably wouldn't be a consideration. Lots of laws and variables, which is why most divorce lawyers are hated by half the population, and loved by the other half.

Both will do OK, though Bezo may cry a little as assets are hauled away. I wonder if he's been salting away something for a 'rainy' day.

Of course, it could all be very amicable, with a friendly, agreeable division of assets.

It's too bad VallyWag wasn't still around.






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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: Speedy
Date: January 09, 2019 03:10PM
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Of course, it could all be very amicable, with a friendly, agreeable division of assets.

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Re: Bezo divorcing
Posted by: Carnos Jax
Date: January 09, 2019 03:56PM
Just to temper things a bit, we should be careful to characterize this as winning the lottery. I'm sure it's not a great thing for both of them. She stayed with him 25 years and would probably have desired it to stay together. Chances are he probably had too many irons in the fire to devote adequate time to their relationship. He's probably going to have no problem with the settlement.
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