Just heard on the radio.

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I'm a boy I'm a boy but my mom won't admit it...

[www.youtube.com]

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Make welcome to His Highness Prince ... um... whomever...

[www.bbc.com]

"The baby boy is seventh in line to the throne, behind the Prince of Wales, the Duke of Cambridge and his children - Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis - and Prince Harry."

It's a boy Mrs. Walker, it's a boy

"Hadababyitzaboy"


Stolen from my favorite Geico commercial

Dave

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Few have died

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Queen Elizabeth Disappointed In New Royal Baby Boy’s Lack Of Proper Inbreeding
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San Antonio, TX (in the old city)


"All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
“Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented." - Eli Weisel

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." - Theodore Roosevelt (1918)

"I don’t want to see religious bigotry in any form. It would disturb me if there was a wedding between the religious fundamentalists and the political right. The hard right has no interest in religion except to manipulate it." - Billy Graham 1981

"Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise" - Barry Goldwater

It's a boy, Mrs Prince William, it's a boyyy

Congratulations.

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When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

Everybody matters or nobody matters.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

-An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

Mister, that's a ten-gallon hat on a twenty-gallon head.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

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Queen Elizabeth Disappointed In New Royal Baby Boy’s Lack Of Proper Inbreeding
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No hemophilia?