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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: May 10, 2019 08:17AM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: May 10, 2019 09:50AM
Check if you are on WiFi and not using cellular data.





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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: May 10, 2019 11:38AM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: May 10, 2019 11:39AM
True fact: Before the crowbar was invented....

....most crows drank at home.



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: May 10, 2019 11:41AM
An angry wife says to her husband " I should've married the devil he would've made a better husband than you!"

The husband responds "you would've been arrested because marriage between relatives is illegal in this country"



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: May 10, 2019 11:42AM
I asked my wife what she would do if I won the lottery.

She said ''Divorce you and take half'' I said ''I won $10, here's $5 and there's the door."



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: rjmacs
Date: May 10, 2019 12:01PM
So much casual misogyny and veiled xenophobia in our Friday Funnies. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I did love that kitten gif.





rj
AKA
Vreemac, Moth of the Future
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: May 10, 2019 01:31PM
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.
He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old man shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.
To his surprise the guy played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.
Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay. "Of course" the old man added "when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."

Paul
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: tronnei
Date: May 10, 2019 03:03PM
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Rick-o
True fact: Before the crowbar was invented....

....most crows drank at home.

I stopped in here and didn't see a single crow.

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DinerDave
Date: May 10, 2019 03:17PM
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Rick-o

What the heck language is that???

Dave



Welcome to Dave's BBQ!

Many have eaten here....

Few have died
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: May 10, 2019 03:30PM
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DinerDave
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Rick-o

What the heck language is that???

Dave

ESL



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: hal
Date: May 10, 2019 03:58PM
21st century american english

I'm shocked when I see 'textese' in ebay listings - some people have no idea that communicating coherently helps sales - A LOT!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: May 10, 2019 06:21PM
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rjmacs
So much casual misogyny and veiled xenophobia in our Friday Funnies. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I did love that kitten gif.


Judgemental much?



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: May 10, 2019 06:47PM

Pragmatists vs Philosophers
'It's not so much a question of why the chicken
crosses the road so much as where
'
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: May 10, 2019 07:27PM
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ztirffritz
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DinerDave
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Rick-o

What the heck language is that???

Dave

ESL

I'd say talk to text.....





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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: May 10, 2019 08:29PM
"I asked my wife what she would do if I won the lottery.

She said ''Divorce you and take half'' I said ''I won $10, here's $5 and there's the door."

ROTFL
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: timg
Date: May 10, 2019 08:38PM
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Rick-o
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rjmacs
So much casual misogyny and veiled xenophobia in our Friday Funnies. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I did love that kitten gif.


Judgemental much?

obviously has no sense of humor...



Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: May 10, 2019 09:40PM




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