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In tha 360. MRF User Map

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

True fact: Before the crowbar was invented....

....most crows drank at home.

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

An angry wife says to her husband " I should've married the devil he would've made a better husband than you!"

The husband responds "you would've been arrested because marriage between relatives is illegal in this country"

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

I asked my wife what she would do if I won the lottery.

She said ''Divorce you and take half'' I said ''I won $10, here's $5 and there's the door."

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

So much casual misogyny and veiled xenophobia in our Friday Funnies. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I did love that kitten gif.

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Vreemac, Moth of the Future

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.
He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old man shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.
To his surprise the guy played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.
Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay. "Of course" the old man added "when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."

Paul

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Rick-o
True fact: Before the crowbar was invented....

....most crows drank at home.

I stopped in here and didn't see a single crow.

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Rick-o

What the heck language is that???

Dave

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Welcome to Dave's BBQ!

Many have eaten here....

Few have died

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DinerDave

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Rick-o

What the heck language is that???

Dave

ESL

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21st century american english

I'm shocked when I see 'textese' in ebay listings - some people have no idea that communicating coherently helps sales - A LOT!

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rjmacs
So much casual misogyny and veiled xenophobia in our Friday Funnies. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I did love that kitten gif.

Judgemental much?

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

Pragmatists vs Philosophers
'It's not so much a question of why the chicken
crosses the road so much as where'

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ztirffritz

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DinerDave

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Rick-o

What the heck language is that???

Dave

ESL

I'd say talk to text.....

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My name is DP, and I approve this message.

"Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime."- Lavrentiy Beria

"I asked my wife what she would do if I won the lottery.

She said ''Divorce you and take half'' I said ''I won $10, here's $5 and there's the door."

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Rick-o

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rjmacs
So much casual misogyny and veiled xenophobia in our Friday Funnies. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I did love that kitten gif.

Judgemental much?

obviously has no sense of humor...

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Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.

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