Witness: Robbers returned victim’s Android because they wanted iPhone

NORTHWEST MIAMI-DADE, FLA. (WSVN) - Two men were arrested after, witnesses said, they robbed a woman’s smartphone at gunpoint in Northwest Miami-Dade, then returned it to her when they realized it wasn’t an iPhone.

7News cameras captured Miami-Dade and City of Miami Police officers taking the duo into custody in the area of Northwest 79th Street and Second Court, early Saturday morning.

You can't make this stuff up.

A man who asked not to be identified or show his face on camera...

Good luck with that.

[wsvn.com]

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

robbed a woman’s smartphone at gunpoint



yeah, they stuck a gun in my face...

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