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Friday Funnies!
Posted by: space-time
Date: August 02, 2019 06:49AM
who's first???
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: testcase
Date: August 02, 2019 08:39AM
The defense attorney tells his client, “I have some good news and some bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” asks the accused. “The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.” “What’s the good news?” asks the accused. “Your cholesterol is 130.”
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: testcase
Date: August 02, 2019 08:40AM
For his birthday, an 80-year-old man’s nephews secretly hired a call girl for him. When he answered the door she was standing there in a slinky black dress. She said, “I’m here to give you super sex.”

After thinking for a minute the old man replied, “I guess I’ll have the soup.” old fogey smiley
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: space-time
Date: August 02, 2019 09:21AM
Don’t be afraid of older years, it won’t last long.
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: August 02, 2019 11:24AM
Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero?

He is 0K now.



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: August 02, 2019 11:27AM
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space-time
who's first???

Yes.

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: August 02, 2019 12:15PM
"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the teacher while putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" he asked. Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whisky and you won't get worms."


Paul
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: tronnei
Date: August 02, 2019 09:05PM


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