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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: October 04, 2019 09:06AM




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Date: October 04, 2019 09:27AM




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Posted by: testcase
Date: October 04, 2019 09:34AM
Church Ladies With Computers:

These sentences (with bloopers) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
• The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
• The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
• The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday: “I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours.”
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: October 04, 2019 09:35AM
A mother woke up from a coma after giving birth to twins. She asked the doctor “Where are my babies?” The doctor replied, “Don’t worry, they’re safe and with your brother. You had a healthy boy and girl, but unfortunately, I do have some bad news.” Knowing her brother wasn’t quite normal she immediately thought the worst. “Oh no, what’s wrong?”

“Well, since you were in a coma we had to give the children a name,” the doctor said. “Your brother chose them.” Shocked, the mother asked “What did he name the girl?” The doctor lets out a sigh and said “Denise.” “Oh!” The mother said, relieved. “That’s a lovely name. What about the boy?” The doctor replied “Denephew.” (rimshot)
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Posted by: Rick-o
Date: October 04, 2019 09:43AM
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He wakes up as he’s being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.

“Am I in heaven?” asks the disoriented priest.

“No” says one of the nurses. “We’re just taking a short cut through the children’s ward.”



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Buck
Date: October 04, 2019 10:30AM
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A mother woke up from a coma after giving birth to twins. She asked the doctor “Where are my babies?” The doctor replied, “Don’t worry, they’re safe and with your brother. You had a healthy boy and girl, but unfortunately, I do have some bad news.” Knowing her brother wasn’t quite normal she immediately thought the worst. “Oh no, what’s wrong?”

“Well, since you were in a coma we had to give the children a name,” the doctor said. “Your brother chose them.” Shocked, the mother asked “What did he name the girl?” The doctor lets out a sigh and said “Denise.” “Oh!” The mother said, relieved. “That’s a lovely name. What about the boy?” The doctor replied “Denephew.” (rimshot)
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: timg
Date: October 04, 2019 10:39AM




Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Date: October 04, 2019 10:45AM
Tim Allen's First Appearance on the Tonight Show:

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D & C
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Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: October 04, 2019 10:50AM




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Date: October 04, 2019 11:05AM






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Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: October 04, 2019 11:11AM
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Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: October 04, 2019 12:56PM




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Posted by: richorlin
Date: October 04, 2019 05:42PM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Speedy
Date: October 04, 2019 07:37PM
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A mother woke up from a coma after giving birth to twins. She asked the doctor “Where are my babies?” The doctor replied, “Don’t worry, they’re safe and with your brother. You had a healthy boy and girl, but unfortunately, I do have some bad news.” Knowing her brother wasn’t quite normal she immediately thought the worst. “Oh no, what’s wrong?”

“Well, since you were in a coma we had to give the children a name,” the doctor said. “Your brother chose them.” Shocked, the mother asked “What did he name the girl?” The doctor lets out a sigh and said “Denise.” “Oh!” The mother said, relieved. “That’s a lovely name. What about the boy?” The doctor replied “Denephew.” (rimshot)
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