Last night's episode of Boston Legal cracked me up!

I've always liked it when the actors break the fourth wall.

And Brad with the UV!

I wonder if Shelly Berman does any comedy outside of TV.

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

I Tivo'd it...the wife and I can't wait to watch it over dinner!

Yes, that was a good one! I've been loving this season.

It's sittin' on the Tivo just waiting for me...

The dance with "Shirley' was priceless!

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the last couple of eps have been rather funny.

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Quod suus via crustulum saxum

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Last night's episode of Boston Legal cracked me up!

I've always liked it when the actors break the fourth wall.

And Brad with the UV!

I wonder if Shelly Berman does any comedy outside of TV.

He gave up stand up a long time ago, he literally, could no longer stand up. There's a whole bunch of his old stuff available for download and since they aren't pressing his albums anymore, you aren't taking advantage. He's a very funny guy.

One of his:


An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.

When she went before the judge in Tuscaloosa he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. "Six" she replied.
The judge said, "I'll give you six days in jail." Before the judge could finish pronouncing the sentence, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge asked, "What is it?"
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"She also stole a can of peas."

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"Who's more foolish - the fool or the fool that follows him?" - Obi Wan Kenobi