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The Real Jack
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: December 02, 2019 05:49AM
Dear Boss,

I keep on hearing the police have caught me but they wont fix me just yet.
I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track.
That joke about Leather Apron gave me real fits.
I am down on w-h-o-r-e-s and I shant quit ripping them till I do get buckled.
Grand work the last job was. I gave the lady no time to squeal.
How can they catch me now. I love my work and want to
start again. You will soon hear of me with my funny little games. I saved some of
the proper red stuff in a ginger beer bottle over the last job to write with but it
went thick like glue and I cant use it. Red ink is fit enough I hope ha. ha. The next
job I do I shall clip the ladys ears off and send to the police officers just for jolly wouldn't you.
Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight.
My knife's so nice and sharp I want to get to work right away if I get a
chance. Good Luck.
Yours truly
Jack the Ripper

Dont mind me giving the trade name

PS Wasnt good enough to post this before I got all the red ink off my hands
curse it. No luck yet. They say I'm a doctor now. ha ha

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Re: The Real Jack
Posted by: S. Pupp
Date: December 02, 2019 10:45AM
I'm not ancient enough to have been around in the 1800's, but did experience the joy of growing up in the time of the Yorkshire Ripper, who lived within eyesight of us (if I stood on top of my roof and stretched my neck sideways 6 inches or so).

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