Has been wiped out !

(More Dad Jokes wanted !)

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Busted AND Flushed ?

When 'I've got a flush' becomes 'I gotta flush'.

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

I'm down to 87 rolls.

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It is what it is.

.....oh....de.....toilet.....??

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Just sent 6 rolls from our house in Minnesota to my son in Boston. None in stores around him or available via Amazon.

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N-OS X-tasy!
I'm down to 87 rolls.

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....with six you get...egg......roll.....

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Bidet attachment... If I turn it up to "pressure wash", I never NEED TP again.
But I prefer the somewhat less aggressive setting, so, a roll lasts me about 3 weeks.
I'm set until this time next year.

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Paul F.
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Good is the enemy of Excellent. Talent is not necessary for Excellence.
Persistence is necessary for Excellence. And Persistence is a Decision.
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Eureka, CA

.....everyone already has a bidet in their bathroom.....it's called shower/bath tub......just 'wash' yourself after, instead of using TP......since TP is still being hoarded.....

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

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Paul F.
Bidet attachment... If I turn it up to "pressure wash", I never NEED TP again.
But I prefer the somewhat less aggressive setting, so, a roll lasts me about 3 weeks.
I'm set until this time next year.

What exactly are these aggressive settings of which you speak?

Does it range from "mild scrub" to "oh yeah, I feel it" to "mmm, feels kinda nice" to "not tonight, I need some lube" to "cleaner than an enema/colon cleanse" ?

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Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)

steel wool

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proofraed by OwEn the c@t.



Nobody remembers their first download, but everyone remembers their 1st LP.

junk mail

Well, I'll tell ya... Mine is an el-cheapo model, so don't tar all bidet attachments with this brush...
But, turning the knob just a bit provides a wash of the area required.
Opening that knob full throttle could be mistaken for sittin' on a steel cutting water jet machine. It'll strip off the excreta, and quite possibly all the skin on that area too.
A gentle hand with the valve is suggested.
I still want the model I used in Thailand... High end Japanese model - had heated water, of adjustable temperature no less... massage spray settings, a joystick for aiming (insert Klingon joke here....), the whole nine yards.

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Paul F.
Bidet attachment... If I turn it up to "pressure wash", I never NEED TP again.
But I prefer the somewhat less aggressive setting, so, a roll lasts me about 3 weeks.
I'm set until this time next year.

What exactly are these aggressive settings of which you speak?

Does it range from "mild scrub" to "oh yeah, I feel it" to "mmm, feels kinda nice" to "not tonight, I need some lube" to "cleaner than an enema/colon cleanse" ?

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Paul F.
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A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca c. 5 BC - 65 AD
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Good is the enemy of Excellent. Talent is not necessary for Excellence.
Persistence is necessary for Excellence. And Persistence is a Decision.
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From the too much information department, possibly the worst part of my appendectomy is the massive doses of antibiotics have killed all the bacteria in my intestines.

Poops are frequent and very messy because they're pretty much totally liquid.

....at least it comes out easily......you don't have to push....to get it out.....

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

The BM reports are starting to make this place sound like the dining room at the retirement village.

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Acer
The BM reports are starting to make this place sound like the dining room at the retirement village.

Yeah, we are a pitiful bunch right now, lol.

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Roswell, GA (Atlanta suburb)

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From the too much information department, possibly the worst part of my appendectomy is the massive doses of antibiotics have killed all the bacteria in my intestines.
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They didn’t give you a dose of intestinal flora ?

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AllGold
From the too much information department, possibly the worst part of my appendectomy is the massive doses of antibiotics have killed all the bacteria in my intestines.
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They didn’t give you a dose of intestinal flora ?

Nope. "Eat some yogurt."

But I'm still on strong oral antibiotics, so I'm not sure how much good that will do until the course of antibiotics is over.

Eat live culture yogurt, and ferment yourself some sauerkraut or kimchi (the latter has a lot more flavor). Both good sources of various bacterial strains that live in your gut. Either one can be made in 1-4 days at home, too.

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Paul F.
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A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca c. 5 BC - 65 AD
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Good is the enemy of Excellent. Talent is not necessary for Excellence.
Persistence is necessary for Excellence. And Persistence is a Decision.
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Eureka, CA

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AllGold
From the too much information department, possibly the worst part of my appendectomy is the massive doses of antibiotics have killed all the bacteria in my intestines.

Poops are frequent and very messy because they're pretty much totally liquid.

Is this pattern expected? If not, then C. Dif infection might be suspected, depending on the antibiotic cocktail they have you on and any other symptoms.

PS: NOT a doctor of medicine



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/01/2020 07:21AM by Janit.

Residential bathrooms here in the U.S. usually have the toilet right next to the bathtub...I'm just sayin'



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/01/2020 02:47PM by Bill in NC.

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Janit
Is this pattern expected?

According to the doctors (and nurses), yes.

My appendix was "perforated" and apparently there was quite a lot of pus and infection in my abdomen. A serious amount of antibiotics were infused into me over several days to kill the infection.