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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: October 09, 2020 09:56AM






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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: October 09, 2020 09:59AM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: October 09, 2020 10:07AM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: October 09, 2020 10:07AM
Now we are into October, I’ve put up a marquee in my garden with flashing lights and funky music. Is this the winter of my disco tent?

Paul



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: October 09, 2020 10:33AM
Groan!

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Now we are into October, I’ve put up a marquee in my garden with flashing lights and funky music. Is this the winter of my disco tent?

Paul
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: October 09, 2020 10:35AM
More seriously, for years I've been going around saying, "It's not that the glass is half full or half empty. It's that you need a new glass" and feeling rather clever and proud of myself.

I just heard one that I like even more. "If the glass is half full, it's necessarily half empty."
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: October 09, 2020 10:42AM








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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: October 09, 2020 11:59AM
I wanted to set up the hide and seek world championships, but good players are hard to find.

Paul



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: October 09, 2020 12:53PM
What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?



A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: October 09, 2020 12:55PM
cow farts=the sounds of silage
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: PeterB
Date: October 09, 2020 12:55PM





Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: October 09, 2020 01:07PM
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Engineer: You have twice as much glass as you need.

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: October 09, 2020 01:43PM






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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: hal
Date: October 09, 2020 03:32PM
Stolen from Sarah Cooper on twitter: In my career, I've always wanted to get into logistics, but I could never figure out how...
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: October 09, 2020 04:13PM




















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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: October 09, 2020 05:18PM


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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: October 10, 2020 06:43PM
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ztirffritz
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Engineer: You have twice as much glass as you need.

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And unless your glass is in a vacuum, it's always full!





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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: blooz
Date: October 11, 2020 10:39PM
Groan.



And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.
—Friedrich Nietzsche
Western Massachusetts
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