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My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating?” So I took her to dinner and a movie and then dropped her off at her parents’ house.


Q. What is the most expensive video-streaming service these days?
A. College


Two clocks go out to dinner. After they finish eating, one clock says to his friend, “I’m still hungry!” His friend replies, “So go back four seconds.”


What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillop

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."So I replied, "No it doesn't."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot.

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What did the drummer call his two twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.

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I'm not a big fan of stairs. They're always up to something.

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What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

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In tha 360. MRF User Map

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39°36'17"N 75°44'43"W

The search engine that doesn't track you.

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Hey, did you ever meet my half-brother?

Shark attack.

Yep. Got his entire left side!

Not to worry. He's all right now.

omg - that is the funniest thing I've seen in these threads ever!

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