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Needz a caption Date: October 23, 2020 04:57PM |
please right click 'view image' This is a very good photo
this needs a caption
'Is this the line for...?'
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Re: Needz a caption Date: October 23, 2020 06:23PM |
"Let me tell you about my cloning operation. It's a huge timesaver."
Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
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Re: Needz a caption Date: October 23, 2020 06:28PM |
"Could you hold my place in line? I've been here since midnight and I reaaaally need to pee!"
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Re: Needz a caption Date: October 23, 2020 06:59PM |
No, this is the South Pole.
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Re: Needz a caption Date: October 23, 2020 07:17PM |
So you're positive this flight isn't on a 737MAX??
39°36'17"N 75°44'43"W
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39°36'17"N 75°44'43"W
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The search engine that doesn't track you.
DemComm Records 2021 Greatest Hits
includes:
Taxman by Joe & Nancy's Rich Ice Cream Band
The Humpty Dance by The Harris-Brown Hookup
Lets Spend The Night Together by The Fang-Swalwell Gang
Díaz-Canel Is A Friend of Ours by The AOC Squad
My Old Kentucky Retirement Home by MitchMcC & The Soggy Boxer Boys
Burning Down The House by Merrick & The Goons
Back In the USSR by Bernie's Red Square Trio
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Re: Needz a caption Date: October 23, 2020 09:46PM |
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Re: Needz a caption Date: October 24, 2020 03:31AM |
There goes the neighborhood.
I am that Masked Man.
All you can do, is all you can do.
There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.
Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.
Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.
I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.
We are a government of laws, not men.
Everybody counts or nobody counts.
When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.
There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.
We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive
An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.
You make me pull, I'll put you down.
I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
I am that Masked Man.
All you can do, is all you can do.
There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.
Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.
Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.
I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.
We are a government of laws, not men.
Everybody counts or nobody counts.
When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.
There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.
We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive
An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.
You make me pull, I'll put you down.
I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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Re: Needz a caption Date: October 24, 2020 12:24PM |
No, FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME - this is the line for people who already HAVE tickets!
rj
AKA
Vreemac, Moth of the Future
rj
AKA
Vreemac, Moth of the Future
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Re: Needz a caption Date: October 25, 2020 11:03AM |
Quote
Speedy
“This is the line for registering to vote. The line to vote is that really, really long one over there.”
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