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Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: November 27, 2020 01:13PM
My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: November 27, 2020 01:24PM

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: November 27, 2020 01:36PM


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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: November 27, 2020 01:44PM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: November 27, 2020 04:28PM
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.

So I have an uncle, once removed.



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: November 27, 2020 04:29PM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rolando
Date: November 27, 2020 07:44PM
I have a historical joke, but its dated.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: blooz
Date: November 29, 2020 01:01AM
LOL!



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