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I was raised as an only child. My siblings took it pretty hard

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Yes, judge I do have something to say. If you truly are what you eat then I am an innocent man. Thank you.

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accountant: "youre basically broke"
wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff"
me: "lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"

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TEACHER: please take off your hat in class
*I take off my hat revealing a slightly smaller hat*
ME: I can do this 14 more times

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

I wish I had discovered these before Halloween this year! Oh well, better late than never...

If Veterans Were In Horror Movies:

1. [www.youtube.com]

2. [www.youtube.com]

3 . [www.youtube.com]

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WARNING- If I posted a link in the above message, assume it is at minimum "NSFW- Language". Occasionally you'll be wrong.

Lie to me if you must, but don't lie to me and insult my intelligence in the same sentence.

Resist the Thought Police: George Orwell's book 1984 was meant as a warning, not an instruction manual.

"Political correctness is just intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thought crime" - Steve Hughes

Stop and think about this: If you're able to shout the words "I CAN'T BREATHE!!!" at considerable volume, then you have just proven to anyone listening that you can indeed breathe.

"I don't see color, I just see ugly" - Joe Jitsukawa



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A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What will you have, and why are you here?"

The priest says, "I'll have a glass of red wine. I'm here to join in the spirit of fellowship."
The imam says, "I'll have a glass of grape juice. I'm here to explore inter-faith dialouge.
The rabbit says, "I have no idea. I'm here because of Autocorrect."

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I started a new exercise routine......



Every day, I do "Diddly Squats"......

My girlfriend accused me of stealing her thesaurus. Not only was I shocked, but I was also aghast, appalled and dismayed!

Late entry.

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Filliam H. Muffman
Late entry.

LOL!

Also, bonus points awarded to the maker for using a Sasquatch (costume?) in a realistic color that blends in with the surrounding foliage rather than the more common and almost certainly fake "Gorilla Black" ones.

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WARNING- If I posted a link in the above message, assume it is at minimum "NSFW- Language". Occasionally you'll be wrong.

Lie to me if you must, but don't lie to me and insult my intelligence in the same sentence.

Resist the Thought Police: George Orwell's book 1984 was meant as a warning, not an instruction manual.

"Political correctness is just intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thought crime" - Steve Hughes

Stop and think about this: If you're able to shout the words "I CAN'T BREATHE!!!" at considerable volume, then you have just proven to anyone listening that you can indeed breathe.

"I don't see color, I just see ugly" - Joe Jitsukawa

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Thrift Store Scott
I wish I had discovered these before Halloween this year! Oh well, better late than never...

If Veterans Were In Horror Movies:

1. [www.youtube.com]

2. [www.youtube.com]

3 . [www.youtube.com]

Brought to mind the movie Aliens.

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Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.