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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: December 04, 2020 07:34AM











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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: neophyte
Date: December 04, 2020 09:11AM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: December 04, 2020 09:54AM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: December 04, 2020 10:59AM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Thrift Store Scott
Date: December 04, 2020 11:51AM
I wish I had discovered these before Halloween this year! Oh well, better late than never...

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: December 04, 2020 12:08PM
A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What will you have, and why are you here?"

The priest says, "I'll have a glass of red wine. I'm here to join in the spirit of fellowship."
The imam says, "I'll have a glass of grape juice. I'm here to explore inter-faith dialouge.
The rabbit says, "I have no idea. I'm here because of Autocorrect."
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: December 04, 2020 04:02PM






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My name is DP, and I approve this message.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: December 04, 2020 05:33PM
I started a new exercise routine......



Every day, I do "Diddly Squats"...... eye rolling smiley
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: December 04, 2020 05:58PM
My girlfriend accused me of stealing her thesaurus. Not only was I shocked, but I was also aghast, appalled and dismayed!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: December 05, 2020 01:10AM
Late entry.





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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Thrift Store Scott
Date: December 05, 2020 02:05AM
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Filliam H. Muffman
Late entry.


LOL!

Also, bonus points awarded to the maker for using a Sasquatch (costume?) in a realistic color that blends in with the surrounding foliage rather than the more common and almost certainly fake "Gorilla Black" ones.



WARNING- If I posted a link in the above message, assume it is at minimum "NSFW- Language". Occasionally you'll be wrong.

Lie to me if you must, but don't lie to me and insult my intelligence in the same sentence.

Resist the Thought Police: George Orwell's book 1984 was meant as a warning, not an instruction manual.

"Political correctness is just intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thought crime" - Steve Hughes

Stop and think about this: If you're able to shout the words "I CAN'T BREATHE!!!" at considerable volume, then you have just proven to anyone listening that you can indeed breathe.

"I don't see color, I just see ugly" - Joe Jitsukawa
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Speedy
Date: December 05, 2020 05:34AM
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Thrift Store Scott
I wish I had discovered these before Halloween this year! Oh well, better late than never...

If Veterans Were In Horror Movies:

1. [www.youtube.com]

2. [www.youtube.com]

3 . [www.youtube.com]

Brought to mind the movie Aliens.



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