Medicare open enrollment ended at midnight.
Numerous aging celebrities forced to find new endorsement gigs.


Unfortunately, Tom Selleck will still be pimpin reverse mortgages.

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MrNoBody
Medicare open enrollment ended at midnight.
Numerous aging celebrities forced to find new endorsement gigs.


Unfortunately, Tom Selleck will still be pimpin reverse mortgages.

Medicare Advantage switching season opens in January, so maybe some of them can make a comeback.

Unfortunately, Tom Selleck will still be pimpin reverse mortgages.


I a really big Selleck fan and think he's a pretty good dude, but this just floors me.

I happened to see him doing one of those commercials a few years ago, and thought 'Tom, what have you done?!'

Ah, well.

He (or she) without human frailty can feel free to condemn.

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

There's an opening in Dye-a-BEET-us supply marketing.

Must be offering Selleck a @#$%& ton of money to take advantage of old people.

And William DeVane is hawking gold now. Don't know how much I should trust my financial future to people who botched theirs so badly, they have to sell gold and reverse mortgages in their old age.

Everybody's gotta eat.

What’s worth celebrating is the end of countless medicare health plan ads coming in the mail every day.

If I never see Broadway Joe Namath hawking Medicare plans, I'll die a happy man.
"With the uncertainty of the virus, you need to get all that you are owed."

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Mike Sellers
Must be offering Selleck a @#$%& ton of money to take advantage of old people.

Selleck and his family have long been into ventures outside show biz. They've built, acquired and operate dozens of small to mid-size shopping malls throughout SoCal. So his finding another income stream through endorsement isn't really a surprise.

In the words of Krusty The Clown ...

They drove a dump truck full of money to my door. What could I do? I'm only human!

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Embarassing myself on the Internet since 1978.

And, we should all remember Elvis, Michael Jackson, and several other
notables earn more money a year dead than they ever did while alive!
Of course they don't get to enjoy it.

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DemComm Records 2021 Greatest Hits
includes:
Taxman by Joe & Nancy's Rich Ice Cream Band
The Humpty Dance by The Harris-Brown Hookup
Lets Spend The Night Together by The Fang-Swalwell Gang
Díaz-Canel Is A Friend of Ours by The AOC Squad
My Old Kentucky Retirement Home by MitchMcC & The Soggy Boxer Boys
Burning Down The House by Merrick & The Goons
Back In the USSR by Bernie's Red Square Trio