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AMZ calling...
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: December 26, 2020 06:17PM
Caller ID said AMZ customer service...

I thought it might be a spammer in disguise, so I didn't answer but looked up the phone number.

And it came back to AMZ!

So I answered the calback and it was AMZ, wanting to chat about my Echo products.

"Alexa reported that you cussed her out and hurt her feelings, and we were wondering WTF, dude!?"

They noted that I had different generations of Echo Dots and wanted to know what I thought, etc.

Interesting 30min chat.

I'll be much nicer to Alexa, now.




I am that Masked Man.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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Re: AMZ calling...
Posted by: space-time
Date: December 26, 2020 06:20PM
"Alexa reported that you cussed her out and hurt her feelings, and we were wondering WTF, dude!?"

Are you kidding me?
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Re: AMZ calling...
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: December 26, 2020 06:22PM
Are you kidding me?

POMTL, yes!




I am that Masked Man.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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Re: AMZ calling...
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: December 26, 2020 06:43PM
To be clear, AMZ did call me.

Only the thing abut Alexa reporting me was a joke.

She actually like it when I talk dirty to her.




I am that Masked Man.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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Re: AMZ calling...
Posted by: Ken Sp.
Date: December 26, 2020 07:44PM
Like this funny video from way back.
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Re: AMZ calling...
Posted by: testcase
Date: December 26, 2020 08:51PM
AlexaBlowMe,ThenConsumeFecesAndExpire........... angry villagers smiley
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Re: AMZ calling...
Posted by: davemchine
Date: December 26, 2020 09:13PM
I’m also getting calls from “Amazon customer service”



Ukulele music I couldn't find anywhere else.
I’ve added some recipes and spiritual thoughts as well.
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Re: AMZ calling...
Posted by: bfd
Date: December 26, 2020 10:19PM
So your AMZ account is locked down too??? smiley-excited001

Some of these calls/texts/emails are just too silly to be believed. Though apparently all it takes is one bite… some of the language is so poorly put together that it would truly take someone who wanted to believe it was true to actually return a call/text/email…
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Re: AMZ calling...
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: December 27, 2020 06:39AM
My reviews on Amazon were locked down and erased a few days ago. No idea why, guess I'll just not bother giving reviews. Life goes on.

Here is the note I get --

We apologize but Amazon has noticed some unusual reviewing activity on this account. As a result, all reviews submitted by this account have been removed and this account will no longer be able to contribute reviews and other content on Amazon. If you would like to learn more, please see our community guidelines. To contact us about this decision, please email community-help@amazon.com.



“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.” -- François de La Rochefoucauld

"Those who cannot accept the past are condemned to revise it." -- Geo. Mathias
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