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Charlie Is Safe...
Posted by: Thrift Store Scott
Date: January 19, 2021 09:26PM
... And he cracks me up. His use of hyperbolic purple prose to describe the most mundane things delivered in an utterly serious, almost deadpan tone gets me giggling every time.

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Lie to me if you must, but don't lie to me and insult my intelligence in the same sentence.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/19/2021 09:28PM by Thrift Store Scott.
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Re: Charlie Is Safe...
Posted by: decay
Date: January 22, 2021 08:38AM
OK, that guy is pretty funny.

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