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Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: pdq
Date: July 06, 2021 01:03PM
…a 5 foot albino reticulated python.

Where? Well, you know….

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"Shortly after he sat on the toilet the [65 year old resident of] Graz [Austria] -- by his own account -- felt a 'pinch' in the area of his genitals," the police statement said.

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The snake, a constrictor native to Asia that can grow to more than 9 metres (29 feet) long, is thought to have escaped a neighbor's apartment unnoticed and slid into the toilet through the drains, though its exact route was still unclear, the police said.

NoNoNoNoNoNoooooo!

Fortunately, pythons are non-poisonous (although apparently not toothless), and the police are now talking to the 24 year old neighbor, who owns 11 such snakes.

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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: rgG
Date: July 06, 2021 01:27PM
“Hello, Allied Van lines, how soon can you have a truck to my place?”

New movie: Snakes in the Drain

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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: July 06, 2021 01:50PM
......not bitten by......'one eyed snake'.....???



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: July 06, 2021 02:04PM
If that were me, I would have immediately assumed it was the Fluke Man from X Files and died of fright.



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: Thrift Store Scott
Date: July 06, 2021 02:49PM
That's why leaving the toilet seat in the upright position when not in use is a safety measure- Having to consciously put it down will allow one to check for stray pythons in the toilet bowl before sitting down.



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: July 06, 2021 03:04PM
I always pray my toilet and anaconda are safe from stray pythons and my house safe from falling tigers.

A reptile expert contacted by the emergency services removed the snake from the toilet, cleaned it and returned it to its owner. Its victim was treated in hospital for minor injuries.

Oh, heck no!

He would have got that back as is, if not at least headless.





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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: graylocks
Date: July 06, 2021 03:19PM
SEE! i knew those dudes in college who kept SNAKES in their dorm rooms were not being honest about the possibilities!



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: wave rider
Date: July 06, 2021 05:17PM
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Thrift Store Scott
That's why leaving the toilet seat in the upright position when not in use is a safety measure- Having to consciously put it down will allow one to check for stray pythons in the toilet bowl before sitting down.

ftw smiley Inspired logical conclusion!



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: Buzz
Date: July 06, 2021 05:17PM
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NewtonMP2100
......not bitten by......'one eyed snake'.....???


kinda seems that a two-eyed snake bit the one-eyed snake this time around.
Ouch.
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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: July 06, 2021 05:32PM

I've got the 'Kombo Killer'. No surprises go unanswered
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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: July 06, 2021 06:40PM
Little known fact: Woody's line in the first Toy Story movie was originally "There's a SNAKE on my JUNK!" smiley-laughing001



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: July 06, 2021 10:33PM
....what bites him......in the bedroom.....???



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: July 07, 2021 01:02PM
Seems like a little nip is getting off lightly.

I mean it was a python.

If it had managed to get…wrapped around…anything down there really. And then started to…

…sssqqquuuuuueeeeeeeeezzze…

Well…





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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: Speedy
Date: July 07, 2021 01:13PM
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RAMd®d
removed the snake from the toilet, cleaned it.

Seems there’s more to this story.



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: Thrift Store Scott
Date: July 07, 2021 02:19PM
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Blankity Blank
Seems like a little nip is getting off lightly.

I mean it was a python.

If it had managed to get…wrapped around…anything down there really. And then started to…

…sssqqquuuuuueeeeeeeeezzze…

Well…


A Reticulated Python's teeth-





Yikes!



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: July 07, 2021 02:54PM
....the tooth......hurts.......



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: July 07, 2021 04:39PM
Ooookay. Maybe not so lightly. smiley-shocked003



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: pdq
Date: July 07, 2021 05:09PM
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Thrift Store Scott
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Blankity Blank
Seems like a little nip is getting off lightly.

I mean it was a python.

If it had managed to get…wrapped around…anything down there really. And then started to…

…sssqqquuuuuueeeeeeeeezzze…

Well…

A Reticulated Python's teeth-



Yikes!

Oh dear!

Maybe it would be better if it was poisonous.
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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: Speedy
Date: July 08, 2021 10:29AM
How’d he get his junk free? I suppose once he squirted his intestines empty, the snake may have backed off.



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: July 08, 2021 01:14PM
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Speedy
How’d he get his junk free? I suppose once he squirted his intestines empty, the snake may have backed off.

This story is going to buy the responding paramedics beers at the bar for months. big grin smiley



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Re: Nightmare comes true as man sitting on toilet gets bitten by…
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: July 08, 2021 05:31PM
.....you gotta'......tap.......'dat booty.....when you can.....



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