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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 03, 2021 12:31PM







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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: September 03, 2021 02:05PM



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: September 03, 2021 02:06PM



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: September 03, 2021 02:46PM
Levar Burton can't be the new host of the game show because Captain Picard would never willingly put a member of his crew in Jeopardy
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: September 03, 2021 02:57PM

an-a-one, an-a-two
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 03, 2021 03:09PM
A man encountered his wife singing.

Surprised, he said "Oh, I thought you were the radio."

Flattered, she asked "Did you come to listen?"

"No," he replied, "I came to turn it off."





Did you hear about those new corduroy pillowcases?

I'm surprised if you haven't, they're making lots of headlines.


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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: space-time
Date: September 03, 2021 03:20PM
I think the Bomb image is not politically correct these days
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Buzz
Date: September 03, 2021 03:46PM

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: timg
Date: September 03, 2021 03:57PM
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space-time
I think the Bomb image is not politically correct these days

It would make it easier on the counter-terrorism forces though ...


Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: September 03, 2021 04:34PM

You want crab's legs? Come and gettem, Sucker!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: September 03, 2021 04:36PM

Oh no...another sitcom season on CBS?!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: mikebw
Date: September 03, 2021 04:50PM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: lost in space
Date: September 03, 2021 06:39PM
oboe - Irish device for shooting arrows
pilgrim- depressing drug
pitter patter - someone who slaps Greek bread
cyanide - to exhale loudly and then conceal oneself
hundred - fear of Germans
walkie talkie - a parrot that can't fly
haiku - greeting among pidgeons


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