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New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: DP
Date: September 21, 2021 06:09AM
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Two men have been arrested in New Zealand for allegedly attempting to bring a “large amount” of illicit KFC into Auckland, where a lockdown has forced all fast-food outlets to shut their doors. According to The Guardian, the men were attempting to speed away with a trunk full of chicken and coleslaw when they were pulled over by police. Cops said they found at least three buckets of chicken, 10 tubs of coleslaw, and a big stash of fries on the side.

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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: Speedy
Date: September 21, 2021 08:09AM
Ok, but what happened to the seized evidence?



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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: September 21, 2021 08:47AM
.....it kicked.....the bucket.....???



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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: Todd's keyboard
Date: September 21, 2021 09:23AM
A friend is a former MLA from the Northwest Territories in Canada. He told me a popular campaign tactic was to fly in buckets of KFC from Yellowknife to smaller towns and villages and distribute chicken to attendees.

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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: Ammo
Date: September 21, 2021 09:34AM
This is the type of crime I could live with.



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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: September 21, 2021 11:56AM
Prison Gang Member: Whadda ya in for?

New Fish: Coleslaw.

Prison Gang Member: [menacing scowl] WTF?!

New Fish: And smuggling KFC.

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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: September 21, 2021 01:15PM
They were arrested by Officer Obie?
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RAMd®d
Prison Gang Member: Whadda ya in for?

New Fish: Coleslaw.

Prison Gang Member: [menacing scowl] WTF?!

New Fish: And smuggling KFC.

[Cheers, high fives, fist bumps, back clapping]
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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: September 21, 2021 01:56PM
This stealth operation masterminded by The Colonel himself.
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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 21, 2021 03:41PM




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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: vision63
Date: September 21, 2021 04:05PM
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Speedy
Ok, but what happened to the seized evidence?

I bet it didn't go to waste.
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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: CW2V
Date: September 21, 2021 06:24PM


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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: September 21, 2021 06:29PM
KFC = Kiwi Felonious Chicken



It is what it is.



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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: September 21, 2021 07:03PM
....thigh meat.....????


....it's always moist.......er.........



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Re: New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
Posted by: bfd
Date: September 22, 2021 12:20AM
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NewtonMP2100
....thigh meat.....????


....it's always moist.......er.........

Sure that chicken wasn't from Thighland?
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