Did you hear about the guy who developed a terrible disease where he can’t stop telling airport jokes? His doctor says it’s terminal. (Rim Shot)

My husband purchased a World Map, gave me a dart and said "throw this and wherever it lands, I'm taking you for a holiday when the pandemic is over".

Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the fridge......

What’s the best way to watch a fishing tournament?


Live stream

My husband purchased a World Map, gave me a dart and said "throw this and wherever it lands, I'm taking you for a holiday when the pandemic is over".

And that's how you ended up in Florida(or insert other state)?

No, it landed in the garbage can.

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

Recent responses by the airline industry to increased incidence of fights among passengers include (but are not limited to):

First, business, and coach seating, re-designated as heavy, middle, and bantam sections.

Delta is merging with MMA to form Delta Force.

Boarding areas to be reconfigured into octagons.

Instead of peanuts and warm towels, flight attendants to hand out smelling salts.

Segments of multi-flight journeys—formerly referred to as legs—will now be called rounds.

Expect to overhear conversations such as this at Arrivals.
Q: How was your flight?
A: Not bad. The crew awarded me a TKO.

Todd's will-be-here-all-week board

Handy Hurricane Tip!

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Handy Hurricane Tip!

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I gotta hand it to you...did not see that at first.



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Re: Cute Puppies Thread Earlier ...

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Re: Cute Puppies Thread Earlier ...

Im assuming that's really old, but

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Bad Onion, No Biscuit!

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Good to know, I'll do that on my EV!

Dave

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Welcome to Dave's BBQ!

Many have eaten here....

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