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Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: September 24, 2021 10:27AM
Did you hear about the guy who developed a terrible disease where he can’t stop telling airport jokes? His doctor says it’s terminal. (Rim Shot)
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: September 24, 2021 10:38AM
My husband purchased a World Map, gave me a dart and said "throw this and wherever it lands, I'm taking you for a holiday when the pandemic is over".

Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the fridge......
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: September 24, 2021 10:39AM
What’s the best way to watch a fishing tournament?


Live stream
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: September 24, 2021 10:44AM
My husband purchased a World Map, gave me a dart and said "throw this and wherever it lands, I'm taking you for a holiday when the pandemic is over".

And that's how you ended up in Florida(or insert other state)?

No, it landed in the garbage can.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: September 24, 2021 11:52AM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Todd's keyboard
Date: September 24, 2021 12:53PM
Recent responses by the airline industry to increased incidence of fights among passengers include (but are not limited to):

First, business, and coach seating, re-designated as heavy, middle, and bantam sections.

Delta is merging with MMA to form Delta Force.

Boarding areas to be reconfigured into octagons.

Instead of peanuts and warm towels, flight attendants to hand out smelling salts.

Segments of multi-flight journeys—formerly referred to as legs—will now be called rounds.

Expect to overhear conversations such as this at Arrivals.
Q: How was your flight?
A: Not bad. The crew awarded me a TKO.

Todd's will-be-here-all-week board
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: TheCaber
Date: September 24, 2021 01:01PM
Handy Hurricane Tip!





=TC
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: September 24, 2021 01:03PM
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TheCaber
Handy Hurricane Tip!

[forums.macresource.com]

I gotta hand it to you...did not see that at first.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: TheCaber
Date: September 24, 2021 01:07PM
Re: Cute Puppies Thread Earlier ...





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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: jdc
Date: September 24, 2021 01:37PM
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TheCaber
Re: Cute Puppies Thread Earlier ...


Im assuming that's really old, but smiley-laughing001





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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DinerDave
Date: September 24, 2021 03:13PM
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Rick-o

Bad Onion, No Biscuit!

Dave



Welcome to Dave's BBQ!

Many have eaten here....

Few have died
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: srf1957
Date: September 25, 2021 10:45AM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DinerDave
Date: September 25, 2021 11:15AM
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srf1957

Good to know, I'll do that on my EV!

Dave



Welcome to Dave's BBQ!

Many have eaten here....

Few have died
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