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Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: October 04, 2021 10:15AM
Heard someone say, “Won’t fall for that bull crap. I got vaccinated against bull crap years ago and recently got a booster.”



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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: Don C
Date: October 04, 2021 10:19AM
Not even sure what that means!
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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: October 04, 2021 10:28AM
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" Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours."
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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: Todd's keyboard
Date: October 04, 2021 12:49PM
"Merthiolate" is what my mother calls, "Mercurochrome."

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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: Thrift Store Scott
Date: October 04, 2021 01:31PM
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"Merthiolate" is what my mother calls, "Mercurochrome."

If she ever wanted Mercurochrome but got Merthiolate instead, she'd feel the difference pretty quickly.



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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: timg
Date: October 04, 2021 01:33PM
One phrase I've heard often in my work life that annoys me (sorry not amusing to me, but maybe to you) ...

"I will double confirm"



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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: October 04, 2021 02:08PM
.....amuse.......bouche.....



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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: October 04, 2021 03:14PM
“Not my farm. Not my pig.” (A wordier, but pithier, version of ‘It’s not my problem’.)



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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: DeusxMac
Date: October 04, 2021 04:35PM
"We'll jump off that bridge when we get to it."
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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: October 04, 2021 04:42PM
My Grandfathers favorite while behind a car that wouldn't take right off at a green light:

"It 'aint gonna get any greener!"



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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: wurm
Date: October 04, 2021 04:49PM
My father had a good one when talking about an unscrupulous business owner or otherwise untrustworthy person.

"He's the kind of guy that after you shake his hand you'd better count your fingers."
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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: October 04, 2021 05:18PM
He thinks scruples are Russian currency.



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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: Diana
Date: October 04, 2021 05:35PM
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Blankity Blank
“Not my farm. Not my pig.” (A wordier, but pithier, version of ‘It’s not my problem’.)

Not my monkey. Not my circus.

Or is it:

Not my circus. Not my monkey.

As told me by my sister.
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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: Racer X
Date: October 04, 2021 05:59PM
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Blankity Blank
“Not my farm. Not my pig.” (A wordier, but pithier, version of ‘It’s not my problem’.)

My former mother in law said "Not my car, not my lawn"



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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: testcase
Date: October 04, 2021 10:08PM
Hello, my name is Punjab; how may I be helping you today? (in broken English many Americans will have trouble understanding) confused smiley
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Re: Phrases you have heard that amuse you
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: October 05, 2021 04:55AM
'dat dog won't hunt

"circle back"; reminds me of car salespersons':
"I'll have to speak with my manager".




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