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“ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: btfc
Date: October 06, 2021 11:40AM
“ Friends shatter their legs and feet after breaking into closed water slide “

[www.coventrytelegraph.net]


“ Scot tells This Morning he’ll ‘sue’ water park after sneaking in naked and drunk before breaking both legs on flume “

[www.thescottishsun.co.uk]
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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: deckeda
Date: October 06, 2021 12:09PM
I don’t think they have a leg to stand on.
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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: Acer
Date: October 06, 2021 12:22PM
They are over their heads here.
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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: btfc
Date: October 06, 2021 12:25PM
Yeah, they’re all wet.
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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: October 06, 2021 12:41PM
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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: timg
Date: October 06, 2021 12:57PM
I think it adds quite a bit to mention that the 2 of them are in their 40's.



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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: October 06, 2021 01:53PM
Florida Man DNA is loose in the wild.



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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: jdc
Date: October 06, 2021 02:46PM
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MrNoBody
Florida Man DNA is loose in the wild.

LOL, yeah, I 80% expected this to say "in Florida" regardless if he was a scot or not. ... but then I saw the link ".uk". pfft.





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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: space-time
Date: October 06, 2021 02:51PM
"There should have been gates at the top shutting the whole thing off, there needs to be more safety."

People who don’t take responsibility for their actions.
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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: davester
Date: October 06, 2021 02:57PM
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"There should have been gates at the top shutting the whole thing off, there needs to be more safety.".

Say the people who broke into the locked water park.



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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: hal
Date: October 06, 2021 03:22PM
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davester
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"There should have been gates at the top shutting the whole thing off, there needs to be more safety.".

Say the people who broke into the locked water park.

they DO have a point - not for their own defense really, but why have the bottom blocked at all - ever? What possible good can come from doing that? I have to agree that if the bottom is blocked, the top should be blocked as well. I don't have to agree that this couple is owed anything for pointing this out....
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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: Thrift Store Scott
Date: October 06, 2021 03:39PM
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MrNoBody
Florida Man DNA is loose in the wild.

Where did you think Florida Man DNA came from?

This story really was in a newspaper in Scotland-

[beforeitsnews.com]

I just wish the website had included the photo from the original article of the guy on the roof sitting bare-tailed on the chimney.



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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: October 06, 2021 03:50PM
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hal
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davester
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space-time
"There should have been gates at the top shutting the whole thing off, there needs to be more safety.".

Say the people who broke into the locked water park.

they DO have a point - not for their own defense really, but why have the bottom blocked at all - ever? What possible good can come from doing that? I have to agree that if the bottom is blocked, the top should be blocked as well. I don't have to agree that this couple is owed anything for pointing this out....

What does it matter? They shouldn't have even been there.



It is what it is.
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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: October 06, 2021 03:59PM
Mike Williams is furious as the chimney had only just been cleaned.
Must have stiffed the sweeps on the tip!

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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: testcase
Date: October 06, 2021 04:10PM
Sadly, I won’t be surprised if a jury awards this knucklehead with a big payday. sad smiley
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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: rz
Date: October 06, 2021 08:22PM
oops, nevermind



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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: Speedy
Date: October 06, 2021 08:22PM
Doesn’t “naked and drunk” pretty much describe most Scots?



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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: freeradical
Date: October 06, 2021 09:04PM
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Speedy
Doesn’t “naked and drunk” pretty much describe most Scots?

No - They wear dresses.
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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: MacArtist
Date: October 06, 2021 11:28PM
I expected them to be much younger.



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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: Acer
Date: October 07, 2021 08:52AM
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"There should have been gates at the top shutting the whole thing off, there needs to be more safety."

I believe the exact quote was "Thaur shoods hae bin gates at th' top shuttin' th' whole hin' aff, thaur needs tae be mair safety."

When you hear it this way, the argument makes more sense.
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Re: “ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “
Posted by: testcase
Date: October 08, 2021 12:30AM
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freeradical
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Speedy
Doesn’t “naked and drunk” pretty much describe most Scots?

No - They wear dresses.


Would it have “kilt” them by waiting until the park opened?


Groan…….
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