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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 21, 2021 08:38PM |
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 21, 2021 09:36PM |
that is quite enough out of you! 
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 12:50AM |
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What do you get when you add water to a dehydrated alligator?
an instigator
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 05:02AM |
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 06:08AM |
I'm here all night!
Try the veal and don't forget to tip your server!
A little break from the grief...
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Try the veal and don't forget to tip your server!
A little break from the grief...
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 06:51AM |
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 07:09AM |
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 08:21AM |
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 08:38AM |
What do you call a small alligator with a law degree?
A litigator.
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A litigator.
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 09:52AM |
What do you call an alligator that has sex outside of wedlock?
C'mon! You can figure that one out....
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C'mon! You can figure that one out....
A little break from the grief...
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 10:09AM |
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator.
He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. I’ll have a beer, and my alligator will have a lawyer.”
He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. I’ll have a beer, and my alligator will have a lawyer.”
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 12:54PM |
What do you call it when you're amazed at how much weight you've gained?
Flabbergasted!
Flabbergasted!
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 01:55PM |
You guys crack me up.
Roswell, GA (Atlanta suburb)
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 03:22PM |
Why can't Egyptian crocodiles get through the 5 stages of grief?
They're stuck in de Nile.
They're stuck in de Nile.
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 22, 2021 09:14PM |
What do you call an alligator who writes bad poetry?
An alliteratorgator.
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An alliteratorgator.
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... I'm here all week!
Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 23, 2021 09:17AM |
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I TOLD YOU ALL TO STOP!
Stop means go...
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 23, 2021 05:29PM |
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 23, 2021 06:34PM |
Have you heard that an alligator can grow 15 feet?
But truly they only have four.
Have you heard that an alligator can grow 4 meters?
Yeah, the the joke doesn’t work with the metric system.
The metric system sucks. We'll never go metric in the United States. We could never abide foreign rulers.
But truly they only have four.
Have you heard that an alligator can grow 4 meters?
Yeah, the the joke doesn’t work with the metric system.
The metric system sucks. We'll never go metric in the United States. We could never abide foreign rulers.
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 23, 2021 07:41PM |
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Racer X
What did the monkey say after he met the alligator?
Nothing. The monkey tastes just like chicken.
Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest? Date: November 24, 2021 11:30AM |
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RAMd®d
instagator
gatorade
corrugator
pizzagator
expurgator
Geeze, you've leveled up the 'gator jokes!
Well done!
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