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What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: vision63
Date: November 21, 2021 06:38PM
An investigator!!!




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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: jonny
Date: November 21, 2021 08:26PM
WHat's brown and sticky?













A stick!
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: steve...
Date: November 21, 2021 08:38PM



grinning smiley





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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Racer X
Date: November 21, 2021 09:36PM
that is quite enough out of you! old fogey smiley



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Carnos Jax
Date: November 21, 2021 09:44PM
What do you call an alligator with a GPS?






A navigator!
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: vision63
Date: November 21, 2021 10:30PM
I'm here all night!
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Racer X
Date: November 21, 2021 11:49PM
no!



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Janit
Date: November 22, 2021 12:25AM
What do you get when you add water to a dehydrated alligator?










an instigator
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: vision63
Date: November 22, 2021 12:50AM
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Janit
What do you get when you add water to a dehydrated alligator?

an instigator

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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: vision63
Date: November 22, 2021 12:51AM
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Racer X
no!

No means YES!!!
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Racer X
Date: November 22, 2021 02:25AM
lalalalalalala I can't hear you............



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: vision63
Date: November 22, 2021 04:39AM
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Racer X
lalalalalalala I can't hear you............

I'M STILL UP!!!

Don't accept any friend requests from Taco Bell. They're nacho friend!



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Carnos Jax
Date: November 22, 2021 04:41AM
go to sleep
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Carnos Jax
Date: November 22, 2021 04:45AM
Did I tell you my buddy hates his job? He crushes cans all day…..









…..it’s soda pressing!
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Racer X
Date: November 22, 2021 05:02AM
banghead smiley



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: DP
Date: November 22, 2021 06:08AM
I'm here all night!

Try the veal and don't forget to tip your server!





A little break from the grief...






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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: space-time
Date: November 22, 2021 06:23AM
You guys had a party while I was sleeping? not fair
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Janit
Date: November 22, 2021 06:46AM
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space-time
You guys had a party while I was sleeping? not fair

Just join in -- the party's still going!

What do you call an ambulance driven by an alligator?










Gatoraide



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Racer X
Date: November 22, 2021 06:51AM
cursing smiley



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Janit
Date: November 22, 2021 07:03AM
What do you call an alligator conspiracy theorist?










a pizzagator.
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Racer X
Date: November 22, 2021 07:09AM
damn you smiley



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Spiff
Date: November 22, 2021 08:20AM
Drank too much of the koolaid last night?

What do you call a boomerang that does not return?













A stick!
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Racer X
Date: November 22, 2021 08:21AM
angry villagers smiley



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: PeterB
Date: November 22, 2021 08:38AM
What do you call a small alligator with a law degree?


























A litigator.

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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: DP
Date: November 22, 2021 09:52AM
What do you call an alligator that has sex outside of wedlock?

















C'mon! You can figure that one out....





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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Sarcany
Date: November 22, 2021 10:09AM
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator.

He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”

“Yes, we do,” says the bartender.

The guy smiles and says, “Great. I’ll have a beer, and my alligator will have a lawyer.”



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: lost in space
Date: November 22, 2021 12:54PM
What do you call it when you're amazed at how much weight you've gained?












Flabbergasted!



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Carnos Jax
Date: November 22, 2021 01:05PM
Yer all idiots!
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: space-time
Date: November 22, 2021 01:12PM
are we?
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Carnos Jax
Date: November 22, 2021 01:25PM
It’s an old forum saying from Elmo (that I use as a joke).
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: vision63
Date: November 22, 2021 01:31PM
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?


You will see one later and one in a while.



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: rgG
Date: November 22, 2021 01:55PM
smiley-laughing001smiley-laughing001smiley-laughing001

You guys crack me up.





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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Janit
Date: November 22, 2021 02:44PM
What do you call an alligator who works in a box factory?










a corrugator!
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Sarcany
Date: November 22, 2021 03:22PM
Why can't Egyptian crocodiles get through the 5 stages of grief?

They're stuck in de Nile.



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: November 22, 2021 04:47PM
I'll have you all know I'm using these on my kids at dinner.
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Janit
Date: November 22, 2021 05:12PM
What do you call an alligator who specializes in grammar?









a conjugator
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Janit
Date: November 22, 2021 05:16PM
What do you call an alligator who has made it through to Heaven?











an expurgator
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: November 22, 2021 07:30PM
instagator

gatorade

corrugator

pizzagator

expurgator



Geeze, you've leveled up the 'gator jokes!

Well done!




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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: btfc
Date: November 22, 2021 08:21PM
Billy: “Whats for dinner, Mom?

Mom: “Gator Stew”

Billy: “But Mom, you’re using a croc pot!”
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: PeterB
Date: November 22, 2021 09:14PM
What do you call an alligator who writes bad poetry?

























An alliteratorgator.

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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Racer X
Date: November 22, 2021 09:31PM
I TOLD YOU ALL TO STOP!



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: PeterB
Date: November 23, 2021 09:17AM
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Racer X
I TOLD YOU ALL TO STOP!

Stop means go...




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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: space-time
Date: November 23, 2021 01:12PM
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PeterB
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Racer X
I TOLD YOU ALL TO STOP!

Stop means go...

Is that how you defend in court?
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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Racer X
Date: November 23, 2021 05:29PM




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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Sarcany
Date: November 23, 2021 06:34PM
Have you heard that an alligator can grow 15 feet?

But truly they only have four.



Have you heard that an alligator can grow 4 meters?

Yeah, the the joke doesn’t work with the metric system.

The metric system sucks. We'll never go metric in the United States. We could never abide foreign rulers.



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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: PeterB
Date: November 23, 2021 07:41PM
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Racer X

What did the monkey say after he met the alligator?



































Nothing. The monkey tastes just like chicken. grinning smiley




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Re: What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
Posted by: Janit
Date: November 24, 2021 11:30AM
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RAMd®d
instagator

gatorade

corrugator

pizzagator

expurgator



Geeze, you've leveled up the 'gator jokes!

Well done!




smileys with beer
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