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Alligator joke... NSFW
Posted by: jonny
Date: November 22, 2021 05:13PM
Guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator on the bar and turns to the astonished crowd. "I propose a deal. This alligator will open his mouth and I shall place my privates therein. The gator will close his jaws for one minute. He will then open them again and I will emerge unscathed. In return for witnessing this wonder, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval.
The man pulled up to the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's gaping jaws. The gator slooooowly closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and cracked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The alligator opened his mouth and, as promised, the man had not a scratch.
The crowd cheered as the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man then stood up and made a second offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.
After a long moment, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up. "I volunteer… if you promise not to hit me with the bottle".

Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 11/22/2021 06:14PM by jonny.
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Re: Alligator joke... NSFW
Posted by: Rolando
Date: November 22, 2021 05:26PM
I just LOL'd!!! Thanks!

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Re: Alligator joke... NSFW
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: November 22, 2021 05:50PM
NOT... What I was expecting! thumbs up

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Re: Alligator joke... NSFW
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: November 22, 2021 06:01PM

Thanks! NSFW: retired, does not apply old fogey smiley

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Re: Alligator joke... NSFW
Posted by: rgG
Date: November 22, 2021 06:23PM

Good one.

And, if you work from home, who’s to say what’s appropriate now. grinning smiley

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/22/2021 06:24PM by rgG.
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Re: Alligator joke... NSFW
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: November 22, 2021 06:24PM
I've heard that a few times and I still ROFL every time.

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Re: Alligator joke... NSFW
Posted by: vision63
Date: November 22, 2021 06:56PM
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Re: Alligator joke... NSFW
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: November 22, 2021 08:20PM
I think the version of that I've heard before had the woman as a blonde.

It is what it is.
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Re: Alligator joke... NSFW
Posted by: testcase
Date: November 22, 2021 10:32PM
Didn't see that coming! ROTFL
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