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Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: December 03, 2021 03:00PM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: December 03, 2021 03:01PM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Plant Goddess
Date: December 03, 2021 06:10PM
Have you noticed that "THE" and "IRS" spells "THEIRS"?




I put up a marquee in my garden with funky music and flashing lights.
Now is the winter of my disco tent.




I was kidnapped by mimes and they did unspeakable things to me.



If any of you know how to fix broken hinges, my door is always open.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: December 03, 2021 06:52PM




Ways to improve web conference image and sound quality. [forums.macresource.com]


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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: December 03, 2021 08:38PM
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe!



A B-flat, an E-flat, and a G-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”



Today I learned that you can use disposable masks to brew espresso.

That’s because they’re coughy filters!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: PeterB
Date: December 04, 2021 08:40AM
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Plant Goddess
Have you noticed that "THE" and "IRS" spells "THEIRS"?

This is a great one! Somehow I'd never heard it before, and I plan to use on my brother ... an IRS auditor. grinning smiley

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testcase
A B-flat, an E-flat, and a G-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”

Another great one... plan to use this one on my other brother... a musicologist. grinning smiley




Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
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