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An obit to die for...
Posted by: RgrF
Date: December 16, 2021 12:38AM
El Paso, TX—A plus-sized Jewish lady redneck died in El Paso on Saturday.

Of itself hardly news, or good news if you're the type that subscribes to the notion that anybody not named you dying in El Paso, Texas is good news. In which case have I got news for you: the bawdy, fertile, redheaded matriarch of a sprawling Jewish-Mexican-Redneck American family has kicked it. This was not good news to Renay Mandel Corren's many surviving children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren, many of whom she even knew and, in her own way, loved. There will be much mourning in the many glamorous locales she went bankrupt in: McKeesport, PA, Renay's birthplace and where she first fell in love with ham, and atheism; Fayetteville and Kill Devil Hills, NC, where Renay's dreams, credit rating and marriage are all buried; and of course Miami, FL, where Renay's parents, uncles, aunts, and eternal hopes of all Miami Dolphins fans everywhere, are all buried pretty deep. Renay was preceded in death by Don Shula...




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Re: An obit to die for...
Posted by: rgG
Date: December 16, 2021 07:12AM
Wow. Too funny. I hope the deceased would have been ok with it.





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Re: An obit to die for...
Posted by: rz
Date: December 16, 2021 11:06AM
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rgG
Wow. Too funny. I hope the deceased would have been ok with it.

I'm betting she wrote it.
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Re: An obit to die for...
Posted by: richorlin
Date: December 16, 2021 03:04PM
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rz
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rgG
Wow. Too funny. I hope the deceased would have been ok with it.

I'm betting she wrote it.

Her son wrote it.



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