... And I don't know who its from! It had "Rick' for my first name instead of Richard (all my friends call me Rick, Richard is used for all other interactions), but the last name is correct. All it said on the box was "A Gift From KEV". No one I'm aware of that has those initials.

This is the package I received. [www.swisscolony.com]

So what do you think? Safe to eat? From a secret admirer? From one of my enemies trying to off me? Should I call the bomb squad?

WWYD?

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

It is obviously a mistake, send it to me!

I assume you don't have a friend named Kevin?

No friend named Kevin. My cardiologist named Kevin wouldn't send me this, or my tenant Kevin at my storage biz. I'm clueless.

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

It's the Swiss Colonial Secret Police. Call the crackers and wine squad.

I'd be dead because there is NO way I'm not eating that.

I suppose while you are munching on that lovely assortment you can call them to see if they have a record of the sender.

I suppose while you are munching on that lovely assortment you can call them to see if they have a record of the sender.


If it was from a friend, hand delivered, your last name probably wouldn't be on it.

So since 'Rick' and your surname was used, it sounds like a friend had it sent via online, unless there's a local place that it could be ordered.

Was the card printed or handwritten?

If it came from an online source, getting any info could be problematic.


I'd be dead because there is NO way I'm not eating that.

POMTL!

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Wow, went right past Petits Two's and Three's.

I usually find the sausages a little greasy without slicing and heating on a paper towel, but it would be gone pretty quick. If it were Harry & David, there would need to be multiple local stories of people dying before I wouldn't consume the contents ASAP.

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Was the card printed or handwritten?

No card. On the outside of the shipping box Swiss Colony had preprinted: "A Gift From" and below that it had KEV stamped on it.

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

Your cardiologist is trying to drum up some business by sending out artery-clogging treats, is that so wrong?

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So, someone you don't know slipped you the salami?

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So, someone you don't know slipped you the salami?

That is so Newt...

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