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Ways to improve web conference image and sound quality. [forums.macresource.com]

Those are expensive yellow things, if that's in U.S. currency.

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Kilograms, so probably not.

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Those are expensive yellow things, if that's in U.S. currency.

Two satellites got married.

It wasn’t much of a wedding, but man what a reception!

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

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Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?

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Ukulele music I couldn't find anywhere else.
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When I managed a video store, our motto was, "The customer always thinks he's right"

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When I managed a video store, our motto was, "The customer always thinks he's right"

On a development project where I was in a group of troubleshooters, we had t-shirts made which said, "Don't call us. We'll call you."

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Cell Phone Etiquette:
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train."
"Yes, I know it's the six-thirty and not the four-thirty, but I had a long meeting."
"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss."
"No, sweetheart, you're the only one in my life."
"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."
Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.
When the young woman sitting next to him had had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

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lost in space
Cell Phone Etiquette:
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train."
"Yes, I know it's the six-thirty and not the four-thirty, but I had a long meeting."
"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss."
"No, sweetheart, you're the only one in my life."
"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."
Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.
When the young woman sitting next to him had had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

I love this...

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anonymouse1
Kilograms, so probably not.

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Tiangou
Those are expensive yellow things, if that's in U.S. currency.

Sign is in English, $ symbol visible, & ".78lb"; so yeah US currency and that's expensive!

meanwhile...

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DemComm Records 2021 Greatest Hits
includes:
Taxman by Joe & Nancy's Rich Ice Cream Band
The Humpty Dance by The Harris-Brown Hookup
Lets Spend The Night Together by The Fang-Swalwell Gang
Díaz-Canel Is A Friend of Ours by The AOC Squad
My Old Kentucky Retirement Home by MitchMcC & The Soggy Boxer Boys
Burning Down The House by Merrick & The Goons
Back In the USSR by Bernie's Red Square Trio

That's about the going rate for bananas in Seattle unfortunately. I switched to making pumpkin bread, instead of banana bread.

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